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Star Wars Line by Line

Star Wars Line by Line

@starwarslxl.bsky.social

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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 1d

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When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 1d

Glad to see you are back at it! You're still ahead of me. I just got to Watto's cameo scene.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 2d

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Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 3d

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Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 4d

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From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 5d

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What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.

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They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 7d

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Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 8d

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When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 9d

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This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 10d

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When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 11d

2392

You wouldn't take a bullet for her?

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 12d

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When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 13d

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When the doctor puts the stethoscope on your back:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 14d

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That's because this was the first Star Wars movie to be filmed digitally. No film!

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 15d

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She's a slave so... yeah

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 16d

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Anakin, if you're trying to get with this girl, talking about how you dream of your mother, isn't going to help.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 17d

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When you thought your grandpa's hearing aid was out of batteries, and you start talking about putting him in a home:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 17d

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 18d

2384

How many nights have they been together? How long is this sleepover?

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 20d

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When someone gives you cough drops as a gift:

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21d

2382

Room service should provide those little door handle signs at this Naboo lake house

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 21d

Thank you! Celebrated in Galaxy's Edge for the first time!

Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 22d

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This is such an early 2000's music video

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2380

When you wake up and realize that you're turning 40 (couldn't be me today).