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Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. Always show me your pet photos. Cover photo http://sarahelsapinon.com
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I wake up with a song in my head most days. You can have them as ear worms too
Utterly love Ruth #CelebrityTraitors
Drown? DROWN?! Are you mental?! #CelebrityTraitors
Oooh, I wonder what she’s gonna do
WHY KILL THAT PERSON?! They’d have been so much fun #CelebrityTraitors
Yeah, I just don’t like her 😂
Catching up on #CelebrityTraitors and very much enjoying how upset Kate Garroway is at being called out for being ridiculous (that’s not what they said tbf)
@lizlash.bsky.social Halloween costume: you could be a cat and put cardboard all round your chair so it looks like you’re in a box. Ought to be fairly easy to get the stuff
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We've had this pun in our folder of puns for which a useful context has never arisen and are proud to let it see the light of day at last.

*steps up to mic*
*clears throat*

Quim Kardashian
Can someone who actually knows the answer please tell me why everyone a) hates Richard Osman, and b) hates his books (without having read them)?
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I'm in an abusive relationship with barometric pressure
‘It must be witches, some evil witches’
STOP POSTING SPOILERS YOU SELFISH SHITS
Putting my grumpy, sad, irritated self to bed. I can tell it’s bad because Berry has come to bed with me
Yes!
I’ve stuff I need to do tomorrow and friday, but only round the house type bits, and I can spread them out. Between that I’m doing FUCK ALL
Catching up on GBBO and loving Iain’s bin
Ah possibly. Hoping a slightly itchy left arm is all I get
You might be too expensive! You might get fed up of my bloody mother 😂