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Legs
@stalklegs.bsky.social
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Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · Jul 21
GET IT YOURSELF
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 2h
If delivery guy hadn’t got lost delivering my curry, I’d never have got my steps in today. It’s all about balance.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 2h
Since LNER had their data breach I have had a lot of invitations to conferences on my personal number. Do you think I’d go to your conference knowing you’ve bought stolen data, mate?
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 2h
CAN O PEAS CAN A PEAS
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 3h
We’ve all been there.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 3h
Losers
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 3h
My brother and I wept. WEPT. CANAPÉS
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
CANAPÉS
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
Canapés
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
I like hash browns, I like jenga, what’s not to like?
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
We should be grateful that all women are asking for is equity, and not revenge.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
What could possibly go wrong. For women. When men create fictional situations that result in our eventual rape, kidnap and murder because they got to play out all of their creative fantasies until they thought it was real
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 1d
I’m now closer to 50 than 40, but I still have a side WhatsApp group with one of my brothers, where we text if we managed to say Happy Birthday to one of our parents first, in the main group. I won today.
a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
ALT: a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 3d
I’ve given up, not worth it!!
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 3d
The Ed Gein thing ain’t hooking me in, it’s all been made too weirdly, it’s not a story, it’s a fever dream.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 4d
Do you ever wonder who the fuck invented knitting?
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 4d
Terrorist
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 4d
This cat has zoomies
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 5d
Has anyone ever made a bad porno called “Alice in Sunderland”?
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 5d
Spotted Dougal at the races AND he was praying. Potato.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 5d
There were 3 people in this marriage #caturday
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 6d
Was a bit of an effort to find something I didn’t hate today
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 6d
MANY THANKS
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 7d
I’m so weird compared to everyone I know
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 7d
I drink today, so I won’t drink tomorrow, so that I can drink on Saturday. Logic.
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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 7d
This is the reason I won’t let myself date again, obviously.
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