Stacey J. Spiehler
@stacey.bsky.social
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Univ. of Miss. c/o ‘25. Journalist covering juvenile justice and special education. DMs open for freelance opportunities and tips. saints pels rebs cubs Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
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stacey.bsky.social
And whose bright fuckin idea was it to make alarm volumes variable???
stacey.bsky.social
iPhone alarm sounds are spiritually women’s deodorant names (lovingly lilac, auburn haze, basil sunrise) when what I need are men’s deodorant alarm sounds (apehoot, gunfire, Toni Collette screaming ‘I AM YOUR MOTHERRRRR’)
stacey.bsky.social
Why does she think that? These events are usually incredibly well-coordinated.
stacey.bsky.social
I would do anything to shop at the I-55 Kroger at 1 am one more time.
stacey.bsky.social
It’s not “interacting” with politicians to yell at them from an anonymous account on Twitter though. Calling their offices is.
stacey.bsky.social
Short story long, the rage gooning blue check circle jerkers are having a hard time.

If you, like a normal person, blocked the bad people and just look at like sports news over there or whatever, it’s literally fine.

If you left for ethical reasons, it’s also fine and completely unchanged.
srirachachau.bsky.social
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
knightscrest.bsky.social
what even happened on the other site this time
stacey.bsky.social
The state of Mississippi killed a man today.
mississippitoday.org
Mississippi marks second execution this year

Charles Ray Crawford's execution Wednesday came 32 years after he kidnapped, raped and murdered Kristie Ray in Tippah County.
Mississippi marks second execution this year
Charles Ray Crawford's execution Wednesday came 32 years after he kidnapped, raped and murdered Kristie Ray in Tippah County.
mississippitoday.org
stacey.bsky.social
I want to read a terrifying ghost book
stacey.bsky.social
Mississippi passed legislation requiring age verification for social media sites. Bluesky preemptively blocked all Mississippi users, even though the law is still being challenged, because age verification would be too hard, even though they do it in other countries.
stacey.bsky.social
that would have been counter to my journalistic integrity
stacey.bsky.social
Who could forget their smash hit “Boot Stompin Butthole,” a moving elegy for Klunt’s late Uncle Flunt
stacey.bsky.social
Previous performers at Mississippi State’s annual Bulldog Bash:
Natasha Bedingfield
Shaggy
Jason Derulo
Ludacris
Third Eye Blind
X-Ambassadors

Previous performers at various Ole Miss events:
Wiz Khalifa
Morgan Wallen
Joe Smolder
Klunt Shitkicker and the Thieves
Prelvis Slesley
Phish
stacey.bsky.social
There’s not much to the scroll over here, but there are a lot of people I like here.
stacey.bsky.social
Wow, that was easy. Thanks Feej.
stacey.bsky.social
Sorry I asked, didn’t mean to break the app, sheesh
stacey.bsky.social
Mississippians, what are y’all doing to get on here?

I’m running the free version of Proton VPN to get on once a day on the iPhone app. Can’t leave it on because it makes the rest of my apps run like garbage but I miss the people here.
stacey.bsky.social
The NYT mini has gotten harder since they paywalled it. Absolutely destroyed my average. I’m inconsolable.
stacey.bsky.social
My muse for entering the world of journalism!
stacey.bsky.social
We set our own ridiculously low bars and straddle them with “I’m not racist, but”
mewefree.bsky.social
White people gotta realize just because they don't use the n-word doesn't mean they're not racist...