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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 12d

A coach dumber than Billy?

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Gully Blanchard @gullyblanchard.bsky.social · 13d

Mario Cristobal is incredibly consistent with doing dumb shit

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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 13d

Now Mario wants to burn timeouts

Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 13d

@surber.bsky.social he really does have butthole eyes

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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 18d

*we’re. Ugh

Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 18d

Thanks for keeping us updated on her journey. Were a two cat family but when you see a kitty that needs a home you start to think about a third

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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · 24d

My cat does the same thing

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Illsbury (Southtowns Sicko) @illsbury.bsky.social · Sep 28

Bosa still too broken up about Charlie Kirk to make a tackle.

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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · Sep 26

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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · Sep 23

And won fuck all. Get lost

The Athletic @theathletic.com · Sep 22

BREAKING: Auburn men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl is retiring, according to multiple reports.

He leaves college basketball with a 477-224 (.680) overall record, including 246-125 (.663) in the last 11 years at Auburn.

Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · Sep 21

Tom is gonna want that one back…

Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · Sep 15

Already not looking forward to going to this Thursday night game. Maybe I’ll find parking around noon and just sleep in my car until the game starts. Prolly won’t get home until 2am

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · Sep 13

His hair is so big because it's full of disappointment

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 11

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001.

www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.
This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.
Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.
The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.
The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · Sep 8

The Week 2 #CobraKaiAward for Mercilessness goes to Georgia Military College (NJCAA) for a 94-0 obliteration of Christian Community College (Redlands, CA), a basket case program that has lost its first two games by a combined 180-12.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Sep 7

yesssss let's get on this gas early, full delusional mode engaged

Mo Dakhil @modakhilnba.bsky.social · Sep 7

Not going to lie. He looks good.

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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · Sep 7

Florida #Gators, appropriately and predictably, fall from No. 15 to completely out of the Coaches Poll, receiving the 30th-most votes. USF slots at No. 23 after consecutive ranked wins.

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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · Sep 6

If you’ve always wanted to see someone drive stick shift for the first time while drinking an open cup of the hottest coffee you’ve ever seen, Florida football may be for you

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Stephen Dysert @sreed56ace.bsky.social · Sep 5

Dak spat first

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Sep 5

This is a great matchup of two coaches who I know would die before figuring out an escape room

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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · Sep 5

“I sort of always liked playing [Georgia] that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended." -- Steve Spurrier

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · Sep 2

Checking in on Chapel Hill this morning.

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Douglas Reyes-Ceron @dreyesceron.bsky.social · Aug 10

"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth"

ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight

Geno Anderson @gno.bsky.social · Aug 10

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