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Sredni Eel

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I wrote a book! It's here --> https://sites.google.com/view/metuttle-author/home Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 16d

Time to sell you a book!
It's available in a bunch of places, so take your pick!

Join the adventure with dragons, werewolves, fearsome monsters and a masterchef faun. And one psychopathic goddess bent on destroying the world.

#BookSky📚💙

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M.E.Tuttle, Author

Wintersong out now! Northern Avaria is in the grip of a terrifying illness. Singer Ellie Evans and the Celestial dragon, Bendrith are sent to heal a village that has succumbed to the illness, but the...

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

You got this. My mom had both knees replaced at 70 and was hiking up Macchu Picchu six months later.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

I pass is every day on my way home. Looks finished.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

Oh the Huge Manatee!

Seriously, that zep can be powered by all the hot air whooshing from Donny McSphincterFace when he’s lying by his way through word slurry.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

He looks like Squiggy and Vince Vaughn had a demon child together.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

Shades of City Bistro. We couldn’t eat after trick or treating because they were also trick or treating.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 3h

Get bojack off the list. It’s not really a comedy.

Add red dwarf or black books. I mean as long as IT crowd is there, why not?

Also father Ted is way better than half the dreck on that list.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 4h

It's Day 21 of #Halloween. Time to goff with the Cure.
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The Hungry Ghost

YouTube video by The Cure - Topic

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 10h

a man in a hat and trench coat is saying it is my business to know

Alt: Inspector Clouseau in a hat and trench coat is saying it is my business to know

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 11h

None other.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 13h

They aren’t greasy enough.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h

Wish one would eat the pair of them.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h

I know he can't read, but maybe a popup thesaurus in order.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h

The people who pulled off the heist at the Louvre left a calling card.

The white glove monogrammed in rhinestones with a P sits atop the pedestal the Pink Panther diamond sat on.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h

As a literate person, I'm going to ask:

Why does nobody hand the President a thesaurus?

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