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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

@sqlstudent144.bsky.social

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I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 9h

Is it wrong that my first thought was an old plantation house was being knocked down?

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 16h

I feel so old all of a sudden. 😂

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 3d

It's all Tiffany. She hired a few of our son's friends to help but I've done fairly little.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 3d

Only 2 more weekends until we are done putting up Halloween decorations 😂

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 3d

Parasocialism is so wild. Even knowing what it is and why I still get caught by it every now and again.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 4d

Ha! Good point!

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 4d

It probably comes down to me not understanding those fields well enough to truly appreciate their depth.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 4d

I was looking at a thread where it was pointed out that "Information Technology" or IT is a broad category. I'm trying to think of any other job class that's as diverse but I'm coming up kind of blank. Maybe Medicine? There has to be something. What am I missing?

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 5d

Sure he does. But the lionesses don't care that much about his opinion. 😁

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 7d

Nice to meet you Bored. I'm so tired.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 7d

Don't know, don't wanna know. 😂😂

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 7d

Not so much misspellings as variations on a theme.
Created_Date
Date_Created
CreatedDate
CreatedOn

Date_Modified
Modified_Date
Last_Modified_Date
ModifiedOn
modify_date
Last_Modified

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 7d

I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 7d

We had ducks at my high school. I wonder if they are still there.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 10d

I'm curious how many people actually know what a peacock sounds like.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 12d

That kind of makes me wonder, how did you and @andy.teamgay.org meet? I met my wife online on an early text based MMO.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 17d

The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 17d

Nice!

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18d

3d prints w supports can look really funny.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 19d

Yea, but the don't have much money so it would be a cruddy car. It was a pretty amusing mistake though.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 19d

It's been a while, but many many years ago (30+ years), back when I was working in Foxpro, I accidentially ran a cross join one Friday afternoon. When I came back Monday the output had taken over the entire file server and crashed it.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 19d

Me: To whoever stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word!

16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 20d

So probably ok if its a fairly busy table.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 20d

#sqlhelp Does anyone know of any downsides to using OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY?

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✨ Erinyes ✨ @erinyes.diy · 25d

our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol

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