"Ah.. I see! Good, good. You know- the way you perceive things is 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. I do not usually take into account the way someone smells."

"I'm.. Not sure how I feel about that statement!"

"Can confirm."

I'm a runway queen in dress to impress. When I give you fashion advice you have to accept it with gratitude

𝘈 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺-

"Secco that is an 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 suggestion. Perhaps some drugs that'll make him far more sensitive to the pain we subject him to? Oh the possibilities.. Heeheee.. Let me see what we have.."

"Oh but how should we go about this.. What manner of torment is this fool deserving of?"

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨-𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.

"It needs to be something.. Interesting. Have any ideas, Secco dear?"

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"Oh well of course! We have to capture every wonderful moment of this poor fool's last moments on earth-"

𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴

"-I bet this one's face will contort in agony in such a wonderful way! Do make sure to zoom in on that when it happens."

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"I am foodie, so nothing... I—I think..." 🤔
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What the fuck is wrong with you

Pickles are so nasty😭😭😭

𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯, 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳'𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

"Oh! Look at him! What a 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 pathetic man! You've brought home a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 subject, Secco! Good boy!"

𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸, "Come now- let's go create 𝘢𝘳𝘵."

"Secco my dear- I think your taste buds need to be scientifically studied."

GET OUT

𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘊𝘪𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦-

"How about you go out and find us a new subject? I'll give you an extra treat as a reward after."

Wait, let me turn myself into gold so I can clean it off easier...✨