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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
HE IS JUST IN FUCKING AWE THE WHOLE TIME ? He thinks of himself as fairly athletic but he cannot fucking DO THAT ?
He just walks into the store and grabs a basket and still just kinda looks like he was just personally in the trenches of a war.
'' ... are you. gonna buy anything ? ''
He just walks into the store and grabs a basket and still just kinda looks like he was just personally in the trenches of a war.
'' ... are you. gonna buy anything ? ''
( He keeps doing it the whole way. But eventually, they end up at the store! Then, he starts walking like a normal person. )
( ..ok, well, not like a normal person. He struts excitedly, accidentally drawing attention to him and his companion... )
( ..ok, well, not like a normal person. He struts excitedly, accidentally drawing attention to him and his companion... )
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
HE JUST. STANDS UP. HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT HE'S JUST D:
... HE JUST GRABS HIS FUCKING UKELELE AND STARTS FOLLOWING HIM. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED ???
... HE JUST GRABS HIS FUCKING UKELELE AND STARTS FOLLOWING HIM. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED ???
Come on, friend! Last one there's a rotten egg, so the kids say!
( WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT WHAT HE JUST DID )
( WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT WHAT HE JUST DID )
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO FUCKING GET UP FROM THE TABLE HE WAS SITTING AT BUT THEN HE SAW HIM DO ALL OF THAT AND HIS EYES JUST FUCKING WIDENED. WHAT. IS THIS DUDE FOR REAL. IS THE WAR OVER. WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Alright!
( He stands proudly, doing a variety of elaborate aerobic tricks instead of walking. )
( He stands proudly, doing a variety of elaborate aerobic tricks instead of walking. )
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
'' ... ''
... Sigh.
'' I need laundry detergent too so like. sure ? ''
... Sigh.
'' I need laundry detergent too so like. sure ? ''
Something sour, hm... well,I know the solution to that first problem! Wanna go to the store with me?
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
'' We don't have vegetables. And I can't be fucked. ''
...
WOW that guy is-
really sad ?
'' Also these are really sour and I like that. ''
...
WOW that guy is-
really sad ?
'' Also these are really sour and I like that. ''
Well, with dinner, you need something a lot more substantial. Have you tried, say, making a salad with those mushrooms?
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
'' Dinner, not snack. ''
Huh. Kinda depressing.
Huh. Kinda depressing.
Hm... what an interesting snack!
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
Eating marinated mushrooms straight out of the jar and NOTHING else.
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@sportscandy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
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STINGY!
@princestingy.bsky.social
· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9
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· Feb 9