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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 25d

here, to make the bsky mods happy:

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1d

kind of been feeling a little shitty about my art recently. I won't go into detail why, but reassurances would be nice. ty spoofri.straw.page

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god... you just gave me flashbacks to my old job where I worked with UV printers and did this every couple of hours for maintenance 😭

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

Idk why I was reminded of these

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

Some scribbles for tonight #peenpressure #dickdodgers

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

i cannot get the image out of my head of taking a nap in the middle of 🐟's coil just like this

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 5d

mmm crunchy

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 5d

i guarantee he would swear like a sailor if funny block game allowed him to

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 5d

guys guys he finally dropped the f-bomb guys im so proud

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

i genuinely can't think of what he could be referring to here. he might just be canonically freaky

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 17d

good morning

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

do you think a sofa used exclusively for fucking would be called a sextional

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

at least there's this

jeremy elberson is playing a video game with a man carrying a boombox

ALT: jeremy elberson is playing a video game with a man carrying a boombox

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

What if I just want to jack off in a dark room to fix my stress levels?

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

This game has a shocking lack of sex mods, honestly.

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · Sep 5

P:Z is such a strangely comforting game to me. What do you mean I can just go around raiding people's empty homes just to make cookies and a pot of stew in the middle of the apocalypse? Hell fucking yeah.

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 7d

i should try to animate some sensual hand-touching as practice

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 7d

HAH

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 8d

i dont think you're mentally prepared for the kinks i have lined up for this guy

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 18d

"Chin up, Everybody!" #cookiecum

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

these two are not safe from my monsterfucker ass btw

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

That's amazing actually

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

imagine being able to hold up your baton for only 6 seconds

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

he's desperate

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

(wip) OH GOD NOT ON THE DOCUMENTS!!!!

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 10d

/ / smoking

gggjgkhngjhfh i love him sm

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 10d

anyway im fresh out of drawing ideas. give me some suggestions, 🐟-related or otherwise spoofri.straw.page

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 10d

🐟 please never shave

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