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Your neighborhood autism creature

@splumpi.bsky.social

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25, she/they, tired as hell, trying to survive the regime. Aspiring to be the unemployed friend on a Tuesday. Transmascs welcome, LGBTQ friendly, never Newsom No AI slop or minors

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 12h

What was he an activist for? Hm? I wonder what he was advocating for right after a buncha queer folks in my state got shot.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 13h

I'm literally a disabled person who could've been selling commissions if it weren't for AI taking that income opportunity away from me.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 14h

That's just Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 14h

That pink looks good on him tho

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😺Dino💙 April O'Neil's #1 Solider @sarahdrawstuff.bsky.social · 1d

Fairy Raph appreciation post because everyone must see how beautiful my son is.🙏
#tmnt #tmnt2012

2012 Raph running in a fairy dress looking annoyed.

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 14h

I guess to most politicians we may as well be kids compared to their wrinkly asses but still.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 14h

But we can't use our own money to pay for adult content made by real people, got it.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 15h

I'm tired of being treated like a child and not somebody that got fucked over HARD by the economy

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 16h

Touché. I'm just a bit of a pussy.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 16h

I'm not gonna go that far to use the dehumanizing language but holy fuck they're so close yet so far from getting it.

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 16h

Libs would sanewash Nixon because he technically signed the ESA into law

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 16h

The longer this goes on, the less and less I can excuse people running small businesses staying there for reach.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 16h

People can change but I'm not gonna be responsible for it.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 17h

While also starving the military, which famously always goes well for authoritarians.

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 18h

If there's context, I don't know what it is, either. I just saw it and thought it was funny

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 18h

A literal example of this is still water.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 18h

Every time a right winger thinks leftists don't use guns, an angel gets its wings

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 19h

If I ever come across a large sum of money, the lawn's getting replaced with stone and raised garden beds, and any grass patches left over are gonna be for native flora.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 19h

I mean, in the defense of "up to 40", that's pretty young if you're in congress.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 19h

The only surprise is that it took this long for this to happen.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 19h

Have this one if nobody gave it to you yet.

Also, if you've got the voices patched in you can tell Sayaka Ohara ate this shit up

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Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 22h

And it's not even Flamin' Hot...

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 22h

I think it's unreasonable that people act like this, ESPECIALLY in a nation without universal healthcare. There's plenty of people who cannot afford sick days as is. Imagine that with diseases that resist vaccines as they become more common.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 22h

Genuinely think it's lack of media literacy. You don't have to have a PhD in philosophy to understand the themes Umineko has to offer, but if I have to hear anyone else say it's sloppy writing because of a single line I'm going to become The Joker.

Your neighborhood autism creature @splumpi.bsky.social · 3d

That Death Note parody was peak