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@spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social

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ヤッホー！I stream games in Japanese on Twitch and translate them in real time! Let's learn something new together :3

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Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 3

🗣️DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS🗣️
Watch out for these games to hit the channel! Dates coming soon😘

EN: 🧚🏾‍♂️ LoZ Ocarina of Time!
JP: 🏇🏾Umamusume Pretty Derby!

Average about 2 stream nights a week, w opportunities to unlock bonus streams here n there!

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 1d

> left my meds at home
> Usually take them in the car otw to work but can't
> Cause they're at home
> Oh I'll just get some coffe in the break room, the caffeine should work, it's a short shift
> Make coffee
> Have exactly 2.5 sips total cause it's too hot
> Am I even caffeinated

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 2d

tried to plan my day before my meds had kicked in

Screenshot of mobile notes app taken at 9:08. Multiple unread notifications. Note only reads "To do 10/13: Uhm :)"

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 3d

BEEFED A GOLD SHIP RUN AND WE GOT THE FREAKING HOT SPRING TICKETS NOOOOOO

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 6d

I'm freaking doing it againnnnnnn

diqital event flver with pastel blue and purple gradient background. features cartoonish art of black femme with qlasses, as well as pixel art of a white man with a blue hat and shirt. Image reads "GIDDY FILLIES N FOALS LETS PLAY UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY IN JAPANESE; @KeenReflex @SpitzySpeaksJP 10/9 7:00pm CDT @SpitzySpeaksJP"

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 7d

FLASHBANG HIYAH NOW I'VE GOT YOU OFF YOUR RHYTHM

now that you're dazed and easily influenced....

🏇🏾Uma Musume stream TONIGHT! JP servers! Primo Umas! Visual Novel Wackyness! Yuri???

🎙With guest translator, long-time mutual @therurik.bsky.social ! 7pm central on the purple website!

digital event flyer with pastel blue and purple gradient background. features cartoonish art of black femme with glasses, as well as photoshopped in plus toy of a frog in a small red car. text reads "GIDDY UP BIAAAATTCCCHHH MOAR UMAMUSUME 2 NITE W/ SPECIAL TRANSLATION GUEST!!!!; ft @theRurik (he's da guest) Tonight 10/8! 7:00pm CDT @SpitzySpeaksJP

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 13d

I JUST FRIMKING PULLED ANOTHER??????

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 13d

I DID NOOOOOOOOT JUST PULL THEE HALLOWEEN EVENT SSR MARVELOUS SUNDAY ON MY FIRST GO???? I GOT 9 MORE HOES TO GO!! SLOW DOWN GIRL SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!

pastel sparkly anime phone screenshot of a young girl with long dark hair and many colorful accessopries, surrounded by some cartoon ghosts. text reads in japanese. "NEW! TRICK RIBONETTA: MARVELOUS SUNDAY"

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 13d

I DID NOOOOOOOOT JUST PULL THEE HALLOWEEN EVENT SSR MARVELOUS SUNDAY ON MY FIRST GO???? I GOT 9 MORE HOES TO GO!! SLOW DOWN GIRL SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!

pastel sparkly anime phone screenshot of a young girl with long dark hair and many colorful accessopries, surrounded by some cartoon ghosts. text reads in japanese. "NEW! TRICK RIBONETTA: MARVELOUS SUNDAY"

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 13d

What's that I hear...... It's.... Bleating ?????

Oh CAUSE ITS ALL THESE GOATS

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · 13d

If anybody is ever curious what my secret to serious study is, the answer is Bossa Nova music

It's always Bossa Nova. And it's in Portuguese goddammit

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 12

Wishing a happy Fatal Frame 2 remake to Gab Smolders and no one else.

Fun fact, she's actually a major inspiration to my channel!!!

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 12

console gamers once again being treated as second-class citizens with this Hades II release news..... where is the solidarity among us Hard-R Gamers😔😔😔

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 12

Suika game girlies we win today????? #NintendoDirect

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 10

YUP

a woman is crying while sitting in a crowd at a awards ceremony .

Alt: Meryl Streep shouting while sitting in a crowd at a awards ceremony .

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Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 10

i knoooooow r/toiletpaperusa is going BRAZY rn

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 9

MY MAYANO TOP GUN JUST TOOK 1ST PLACE AT THE HANSHIN DAISHOTEN AKA THE ONE WHERE GAME ONLY EVER EXPECTS YOU TO GET 2ND

SUCK IT AI NARITA BRIAN

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 1

Just found out that Target in Sight procs when your own racer is the favorite, too???

I've been avoiding it all this time cause I tend to train No. 1 girls and I assumed it only worked when you're no2 ot lower wtf!!!!!!

Screenshot of in-game skill from Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Text reads: "Target in Sight: Increase performance when the favorite is using the same strategy."

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Sep 1

Akdhsbcjslclruyo i must admit to myself that I've been needing it on my Uma runs recently..... For pride reasons.

I keep refusing to borrow guest umas as legacies cause I want all my girls to be MINE.

But I'm now facing a very real inbreeding problem.....

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 29

WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING TYHE MANAGEMENT SIM YALL GET IN EHRE

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 28

i have well over 20 different horses in here. one sub adds one horse to the stream scene. find out who's in there. if you dare. 7pm 8/28 aka TONIGHT VERY SOON

screenshot of obs source group folder simply titled "horses"

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 28

AYO STREAM DROP. UMAS AND OCARINAS. DEETS:

🏇🏾I got into the UmaMusume Japan server! To celebrate, ALL SUBS can request ONE (1) famous horse, fictional or real, to add to the screen.
^^^ Tonight Thurs 8/28 7pm

🧚🏾‍♂️More LoZ: OoT! We're Zora's Domain-bound! Ruto stans sound off🗣️
^^^ Sunday 8/31 8pm

digital flyer showing schedule info for streamer Spitzy. all times in CST. thursday 8/28 Uma musume at 7:00 pm. sunday 8/31 Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 8:00 pm.

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 28

and then that job kept her past 7pm daily and stressed her out in new ways she didn't know were possible :)))))

dw dw im good now tho

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Mar 17

I'm starting a new irl job today! This will go a long way towards helping me craft a new stream schedule, and I'll be in better spirits when I'm live since I'm not stressing about being unemployed!

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 24

EVERYBODY TELL MY DAIGHTER HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS RIGHT TF NOW. THREE STARS AND SIGNATURE OUTFIT BITCHESSZZS

Screenshot of character Nice Nature from mobile horse racing themed game Uma Musume Pretty Derby. She is mid running stride with a determined look on her face. Text at the bottom of the screen reads "STAR UNLOCKED" with three gold star symbols beneath it

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 24

I FREAKING LET OOT DEBUT NIGHT'S VOD EXPIRE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LITERALY DID SO MANY PRIMO BITS

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 24

SEVEN LENGTHS, GIRL????
That's not Nice Nature, that's NASTY Nature!!!! 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

Screenshot from horse racing themed mobile game umamusume: pretty derby. Screen shot depicts young anime girl with deep red pigtails smiling at viewer, next to a graphic that says 1st place. The 2nd place racer, TM Opera O, is shown as placing 7 lengths behind first place

Spitzy @spitzyspeaksjp.bsky.social · Aug 22

im clipping my uma musume stream and it's so hard not to name every clip "how hungry..."

three panel web comic depictic cartoon person saying "man im so hungry." a cartoon horse i shown with a panic expression overhearing this in the second panel. third panel is a hyperrealistic drawing of a horse from head on saying "how hungry..."