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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14h

Great pass from Macklin Celebrini to set up Will Smith for the goal

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 14h

Theranos for piss

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 23h

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Freddie Freeman. Brandon Belt.

If your name sounds alliterative, homers in the 18th inning won’t be prohibitive.

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

They should make the guy who’s reached base 9 straight times pitch!

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

The radio broadcasters are starting to get loose with their banter in a way that suggests they’re tired of being around each other for the night

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

The blue jays have the opportunity to create the most tungsten arm o’doyle tweet ever

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a mask is looking at a computer screen and saying nooooo !

ALT: a man in a mask is looking at a computer screen and saying nooooo !

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Pitch to barry

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

They should make a deal with ohtani where they don’t walk him but he has to wear a blindfold

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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 1d

I honestly don’t care who wins the game as long as it isn’t the Dodgers

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Remember Sandy Koufax is in the stadium if necessary

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

The name’s Kiner-Falefa. Kiner Kiner-Falefa.

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone hates the ghost runner rule til it’s the 14th inning and the lineups are 50% pinch runners

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Well

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Darth teach us how to throw a sweeper

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Ah but lest we forget the nebulously defined strike zone enforced with utmost subjectivity

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

As a Giants fan

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

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Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Bring in Kershaw you cowards

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

Fathead does stats now?

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

If the Dodgers really wanted to win they would just tell the other players to stay seated and only let Ohtani bat. But it’s hard to manage all those egos..

Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 1d

I watched pitchers walk Barry Bonds 3 times a night for 10 years in meaningless games in May but yeah lets keep pitching to Babe Ruth Mcovey Mantle Aaron Mays in the world series with the bases open. For crying out LOUD

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