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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · 13d

LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME! EGGHEADS, wait a minute, nope, this was a bad idea for a response but I will leave it because I am humble and handsome.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · 13d

Then i have done my job. You are welcome.

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · 23d

Excuse me? ALF was running guns and cocaine prior to the tv series. That's canon. Hamburglar just tried to take down a dirty cop (Officer Big Mac) and got framed by the Mayor (McCheese).

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 29

Pawwwlllll has a good shot at the seat, this state will continue to be a dark comedy, Guy Hunt's CTE was from snake handling, btw.

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 27

They are generally, quite illiterate, kind of remarkable really. They have so much power but know very little-even about ideas that they are working under. Listen to them discuss AI and it is apparent immediately; they have no idea of the true risks, and no idea what consciousness IS.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 27

I wish I could explain the creative impulse.

Looksmaxxing JD Vance, Glown Up and Glown Out, with curly hair, eyes that pop, got that razzle dazzle to them, and the whitest teeth this side of veneers guy.

Neil Breen informing you that you are blockedt. Reportedt. And he has calledt the police!
This meme is terrible.
Btw the program I made this in would not let me add the (unnecessary) t to Blockedt and Reportedt

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 27

I don't sleep well, but for now, I can.

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 8

It makes no sense, maybe two or three(?) people (a pilot, mechanic, and navigation, maybe a guard too)? But i think those "traffickers" were fishermen, tbh. Why would there be 11 men on a boat moving narcotics? Too obvious.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Sep 8

Try this playboy: It's different because I am simply too handsome to argue with, not only that, I am immune to mace.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 30

She was going to use the ADA (but withdrew that!) to defend her being demoted/penalized for being racist and stupid?

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 19

T-shirt? No, I don't need a t-shirt nor do I need to "quit making that face" because this is just how I look. If you are afraid of a beautiful man, that is a "you problem," not me.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 15

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 15

That sandwich could have caused an allergic reaction or been made entirely of fentanyl and meth. It could even have included the WORST crime of all, Cilantro. Those pardons should be null and void anyway, until they free Jared-*social media manager runs in and kicks me in the balls*

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 15

*stepping up to the microphone at the National Spelling Bee* "Pete Bootyhole"
"That is incorrect, please spell the word we give you, do not sing or talk about "Newsfails" or expounding at length about interdimensional beings."

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 12

A story of diplomacy

Veneers guy by the pool, about to head out on his Chinese Coast Guard patrol boat.

"That was not my fault" Veneers Guy says as he jumps overboard and swims to an uninhabited island in contested waters, Chinese and Phillipines forces fear his teeth, and will not go near where they suspect him to be.
The veneers are too bright, they somehow capture light.

Marco Rubio trying to grasp the scale of the crisis.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 10

The guy was on heroin, but vaccines? Those are somehow worse. That's not a serious or thoughtful person. Saw a lot of that during the pandemic. Clowns and idiots.

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 10

The vaccines were great, but this is what you get with an antivaxxer in charge, complete reflexive opposition. He is uniquely unsuited for his position within HHS, and he knows but does not care about the consequences of his positions, because it does not impact him personally.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 10

There was no "shared sacrifice" and to add to everything else, this state deliberately minimized reportable deaths from COVID. I have much to say about all of this, but I do not wish to end up on a watchlist and don't want to litigate the things I witnessed personally on here.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 10

Reading discussions about COVID response, and I remember when my dad caught it and died, because the state we were in reopened early and people did not have to mask and there was very little camaraderie or public interest in responsibility. The state did not care. I will not forget or forgive that.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 6

AquaCop.

The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 6

Nope.

a man in a suit stands next to a woman holding a blue bag in front of a sign that says 360

ALT: a man in a suit stands next to a woman holding a blue bag in front of a sign that says 360

media.tenor.com

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 5

Yes, they were, other occupants of the pontoon boat and people who were acquainted with them iirc.

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 3

Was Doperah Winfrey there???

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 3

Personally the concept of cricket as a sport is deeply offensive, no I don't owe anyone an explanation, and this questioning of me is a microaggression. Calling police!

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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone @spammyjazzhands.bsky.social · Aug 3

Most Ancient Astronaut theory can be summed up with two movies: Timecop and Maximum Overdrive. Will not be elaborating but feel free to ask questions.