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South Dakota Department of Propaganda
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 2h
A meme with two parts. Top text is a joking chat about funeral catering, recalling the team that catered Michaels orgy. Below, a photo shows a black food truck with a menu board that reads Book this food truck for weddings, birthdays, openings, bar mitzvas, orgies, funerals. Each line has a check mark. The word orgies is circled in red, making the joke that the truck openly advertises catering orgies alongside normal events.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 2h
A meme shows a grainy newsroom scene. In the foreground, a male news anchor in a dark suit and tie leans over and lights a cigarette at his desk. Behind him are desks with staff and a wall of small TV monitors. The top text jokes that the news once hit so hard a broadcaster had to light a cigarette just to deliver it.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 2h
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A large street poster on a metal frame. It has bold text that reads Nuclear War is Bad for Kittens. Beneath the words is a black and white photo of a small tabby kitten sitting and looking toward the camera with wide eyes. The poster has a white background with a black border. It stands on a cobblestone plaza with buildings, plants, and some construction barriers in the background. The image uses the cute kitten to deliver an antiwar message.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 2h
Two column graphic. Left title Benefits of Home Ownership with a bulleted list reading Building Equity, Tax Benefits, Investment, Freedom to Personalize, Stability. Right title Benefits of Renting shows no list, only a photo of a kitchen sink seen from above as yellow greasy liquid is poured into the drain. The layout contrasts a text list on the left with an image on the right, implying a humorous or sarcastic comparison.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 2h
A photo of a store sign in the freezer section. A meme style caption at the top says Lowes taking the guess work out of storing the bodies. The large header reads Freezers. A capacity guide lists One person 3 to 7 cubic ft, Small family 8 to 14 cubic ft, Medium to large family 15 to 26 cubic ft. The humor is that the wording sounds like body storage instead of food.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
View from inside a car at night. Bright LED headlights from the vehicle behind shine into the rear window, filling the scene with bluish glare and reflections. The dark interior and rear deck of the car are faintly visible in the foreground. Overlaid meme text reads Sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm, conveying sarcastic road rage humor.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
Never Forget
Surreal painting of a Wookiee warrior riding a giant gray squirrel in a mountain meadow. The rider raises a crossbow and grips reins as the squirrel bounds forward, its huge tail sweeping the sky. In the foreground, World War 2 era soldiers with swastika armbands recoil, aim guns, and stumble in the grass. One holds a grenade. Snowy peaks and a pastel sky frame the scene. The mood blends epic fantasy with wartime chaos and absurd humor.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
Two panel meme from an old X Men cartoon. Panel 1 shows a red haired woman and a man sitting on the floor kissing. Overlaid text reads: People talking about how they use incognito mode for porn. Panel 2 pulls back to show Wolverine in the foreground, staring with a neutral face, while the couple is small in the background. Overlaid text reads: Me who uses it to look up stupid questions I dont want people seeing. The setting has a grimy wall and tiled floor.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
A meme screenshot titled food mascots and whether or not Id be able to kick their ass. A horizontal scale runs left to right from they would absolutely kick my ass to I could definitely kick their ass. Mascots are placed along it. Far left Green Giant and Tony the Tiger. Left side also Chester Cheetah, Trix Rabbit, the Burger King king. Center shows Kool Aid Man, the Apple Jacks apple, Chef Boyardee, Capn Crunch. Right side has Yellow M and M, Mr Peanut, Lucky the Leprechaun, Hamburger Helper glove, Pillsbury Doughboy, and the Quaker man.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
On a bathroom counter, a small Pyramid Head figurine from the game Silent Hill stands beside a teal plant pot. The figure, smeared in red and wearing a triangular helmet, grips a huge dark sword. A wrapped tampon with yellow and white flower print is tucked against its back like an oversized weapon. White tiled wall in the background, creating a humorous scene.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
Humorous wrestling photo. Under arena lights, a muscular wrestler in tiger print trunks is midair, arms spread as he dives toward another wrestler by the ropes. The background is black, emphasizing the leap. White caption text labels the flying man as BATMAN. More white text near the grounded man reads Lex Corp security guard working overtime to buy Christmas presents. The joke contrasts a superhero with an ordinary worker during a dramatic ring moment.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
A photo of a monitor shows a Fortnite style Item Shop page titled Future Mom Pack. Three character tiles appear on teal backgrounds, each depicting a very pregnant woman in game gear. Left tile reads Pregnant Artemis, a hunter with green accents holding an arrow. Center shows Pregnant Ramirez in camo with hands behind her head. Right tile shows a gray haired woman in glasses, partly cropped. At the bottom of the photo is a white Xbox controller. An overlaid caption asks what Fortnite is doing with crying emojis.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
A screenshot of a tweet on a dark blue background. A user with a purple bird avatar shares a short dialogue. They say their parents are replacing a 7 year old coffee machine. They argue that is not very old because they own bedsheets older than that. The mother replies that the sheets are not getting as much action as the coffee machine. The post ends with the user saying they are going to need an ambulance.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
A meme image. Top text reads Me lighting up peoples worlds because Im such a blessing. Below, a green dumpster is engulfed in bright orange flames with thick smoke billowing out. The humor comes from the contrast between the boastful line and the chaotic dumpster fire.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
Two panel meme. Top panel shows a classical painting of a pale military leader lying on a bed in ornate green uniform with medals and a red sash, a cross on his chest, two solemn men nearby. Text reads YOU CAN KILL THE MAN. Bottom panel shows a block of Neapolitan ice cream on a plate, with strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla layers. Text reads BUT IDEAS ARE FOREVER. The humor is a pun linking the leader and Neapolitan ice cream.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
Illustration of a black wolf head in profile facing right. Its yellow eye glares as the jaws open, red tongue and sharp white fangs exposed. A pale human forearm and hand reach into the mouth, fingers tugging at a tooth, creating a sense of danger. Background is cream with gray blotches near the bottom. Overlay text reads In the surveillance state we are all cam girls, suggesting a critique of constant watching.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 3h
A humorous image styled like a medieval illuminated manuscript. A thin, long haired, wrinkled man in blue robes and a blue cap plays a modern looking guitar with a round gold body and a square headstock. Behind him are columns of dense blackletter text and ornate red and blue borders with stars. A top caption jokes that this is the earliest known image of a famous rock guitarist, circa 1140 CE.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
Peanuts style cartoon on a grassy field. Lucy in a blue dress kneels holding a football, smiling at Charlie Brown in a yellow zigzag shirt, who frowns. A large speech bubble above Lucy reads: If you vote for Trump he will lower inflation, grocery prices, gas prices, and we wont get in any more wars. Blue sky with clouds in background.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
Two athletes in white fencing gear lunge toward each other on a lit strip, their thin swords crossing at center. Both wear mesh masks that resemble beekeeper veils. Large white text above says WHY MUST BEEKEEPERS FIGHT. The background is black, spotlighting the duel and adding a humorous contrast between the caption and the scene.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
A three panel meme. Top shows a password box with the word Apes repeated with spaces and a red strength bar labeled Weak. Middle shows the word Apes repeated without spaces and a green bar labeled Strong. Bottom shows a stern movie ape facing another ape, holding a stick, with subtitle Apes together strong. The joke is that combining apes or letters without spaces makes a stronger password.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
Nighttime scene of a snowy industrial complex bathed in pink and white light. A road of packed snow leads to a large plant with many vertical stacks and tall chimneys topped with red beacons. The sky is dark with small glowing specks. In the foreground stands a metal sign that reads WARNING AREA PATROLLED BY GOTH GIRLS WITH BIG STOMPY BOOTS. Pink light colors the snow and dry weeds, giving the scene a surreal neon mood.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
Night vision view of a bedroom. A couple lies in a large dark wooden bed with rumpled sheets, lamps on each nightstand. The door at left is open to a dim hallway. Floating near the doorway are four pixelated Pac Man style ghosts colored cyan, orange, pink, and red, their big eyes looking toward the bed. A timestamp at the lower right reads 2:55:27 AM, giving the scene a security camera or paranormal footage feel that is eerie yet playful.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
Screenshot of a texting app with rounded bubbles. Left person in gray says Hi. Right person in red replies hello. Gray asks are you mail or femail, misspelling male and female. Red answers no Im gmail. Gray follows with you mean gay. The joke plays on words mail, femail, gmail, and gay. No other context or images shown.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
A white paper note taped to a beverage dispenser. Large text reads OUT OF ORDER. Smaller text below says Removing this sign will not make it work. The note covers the middle of a drink machine with two push buttons showing green circles on the left and right. Above the right button a label reads grape juice and all natural juice. The image is a humorous reminder that the machine is broken despite the sign.
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South Dakota Department of Propaganda @southdakota.bsky.social · 4h
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Extreme close-up of roasted coffee beans filling the frame. The beans are medium to dark brown with a slight oily sheen, showing their split seams and varied shapes. Lighting highlights smooth surfaces and small cracks. At the top, a bold white caption in all caps reads TAKE A GOOD LAST LOOK US. The image has a meme style, with the text suggesting a dramatic farewell to the beans.