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🔮 Campbell 🎃

@soupfox.bsky.social

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Ottawa local, lowkey, happy to be here. Human. They/them is my gentle midlife preference.

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · Jul 15

New preferred name just dropped

Changing my preferred name on the Starbucks app and this one feels good

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 3h

I laid in my hammock in the sun this afternoon

But you are right, we are fast approaching sad time

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 9h

Fingernails tapping on shit makes me scroll in with no delay

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Lukes nudging an ump out of the way 💯💯💯

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

It takes a village 😉

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Can the blue jays not hemorrhage today please

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Diabolical

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon of woman handing out candy at Halloween. The grim reaper is at the door with some trick or treaters. Woman is handing out full size snickers - grim reaper says
“I’m not wearing a costume I’m here to take your soul….” as she’s giving him several candy bars

Then he says
“holy shit full size snickers”

then says
“never mind Margaret, we’re good”

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Husband wants me to get Covid and flu shot tomorrow but I just lost 5 days to the second round of shingrix last weekend. Look I want protection and all but I could use a little more time not feeling fucking grim.

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Totally on purpose cunt move

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 1d

Ughhhhh

Hope they’re alright

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

The fucking cantaloupe commercial is back

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw the trident the mariners use when someone hits a home run. Extreme carnival cheez compared to the Jays home run jacket.

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

It doesn’t have enough mileage for the head gasket to leak fatally

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

Jersey?

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a nope chest if they can’t handle it

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

It’s unfortunate about Bichette not making the alcs roster, but can imagine they can’t have a slot taken by someone maybe not ready 100% for possibly next 7 games.

Can’t believe that slide into a catcher at home base knocked him out for this long 😢
#bluejays

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 2d

The urge will pass as they always do

eventually a time will come when you can’t believe you ever smoked

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 3d

That is a bit of a commitment

Ottawa public library has a way to use LinkedIn learning for free (not the entire course directory but still quite a lot) - maybe your local library has similar access?

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 3d

I had sex ed in fifth grade

That was it

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 4d

Daaaaaa Jankee Lose
Vladdy beat em today*
Stomped on the heart of it
Blue Jays! Blueeee Jayzzzzz

*wednesday

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 4d

maybe you are paranoid but in this case it’s not that

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 5d

Ughh yeah

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t answer the door. if I accidentally open it as I was expecting something else i Say no and close the door. it’s my property And I owe door knockers nothing.

🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 5d

Muting the word Tylenol

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🔮 Campbell 🎃 @soupfox.bsky.social · 5d

Take care of yourself - it’s about the people being together

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