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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu)

@soundwave187.bsky.social

2.3K followers 670 following 28K posts

I'm a GODDAMN cartoon, ok‽ I have no money. I play the piano. Love to Make Posts Online With Friends. I'm a spooky ghost & I haunt this profile. Hope that helps. Also, I'm not a bird. Just look like one. Call me Lulu.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · Nov 27

This rimshot is here if anyone needs it.
🥁🥁🐍

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 2m

So sad wishing on a star doesn't work. All those Ai bros can't make their Ai girlfriends real & end up killing them to escape.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 5m

It's not that fun, reading & all. It's mostly "is 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 how that's spelled?"
I don't know why I replied. You can't read this anyway.
I'll try out new curse words!
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Sour twat
Glass fucker
Gremlin dick

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 3h

Reasons my cat is mad: I also eat dinner

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 11m

Humans are for suckers.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 11m

That's a funny post. I'm gonna save it & in a week I'll show you how that post could have been funnier.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 18m

My notification bar has Zorak in it.

10:41 YouTube icon. Condado tacos icon. YouTube icon.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 41m

The tattoos.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 53m

I'm slowly becoming more scared of Disney adults.

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The Insatiable Critic @theinsaticritic.bsky.social · 5h

Why thank you

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 1d

Banana butt muffin

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 9h

One day I'll play piano just for you.
On that day I'll tell you everything you want to know.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 9h

You so far:

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

My love language is covering your face with kisses, then washing your face to fill it with more kisses, you doll, you.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

How many more months before "dead zone" is used twice as much & had nothing to do with mobile data?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

So this thing traps boobies?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Drinking from a plastic thermos cup & drinking the rest straight from the thermos & snapping the cap back on would fix me.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

I L❤️VE CuTe FOOOOOD!

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Dear baby Lulu;
You probably can't read the best nor would want to, so here's a gif. Live your life like Bugs Bunny.

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Friends. Real friends. Real in real life for real really real friends. I took their's away. Had to be done. Feel bad about it. Oh well...
There's enough demons in there for them to play with. & they love kids, so.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

19. What does your inner child want now?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah. People hate it.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

18. Do you embrace your inner child?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

I can't say on bluesky. People get banned for that. That's why we're getting high later(after this)

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

17. If your inner child could see your life now, what would they think?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Being myself.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

16. How did you reconnect with your inner child?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

To reset or end the game already. It stopped wanting to play a decade ago.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

15. What is something your inner child wants but haven't gotten yet?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Upset because I'm eating fast food chicken with honey BBQ instead of sweet n sour. But that's OK, we're gonna get high over it.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

14. How does your inner child feel now?

Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10h

Everything... it's why I let him do whatever they want now.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 12h

13. What disappoints your inner child the most about adulthood?