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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 7h

Seriously, there's been 2 different Final Fantasy characters in #Tekken now, and yet Goro Majima's been RIGHT THERE, probably hiding under a traffic cone, just waiting for the call

a video game character says got ya now kiryu chan

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 8h

Tekken 8's story mode really just goes full Dragon Ball at the end, hunh?

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 13h

Did you ever see Night of the Animated Dead from a few years back? It's literally just an animated remake of the original with very strange animation

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 18h

I think it's safe to say you can officially stop pretending you're the "good guys" when a video game about hunting down and killing the KKK gets cancelled due to fears of upsetting people thanks to the current political climate in your country

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 19h

I swear, VaatiVidya couldn't make sense of the garbled nonsense that is the entire Tekken franchise storyline, haha

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 1d

How has there never been a Redfall Wha Happun? Have you not gotten around to it yet, or is there just not anything interesting that happened behind the scenes besides the fact it sucks?

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Lee is still my all-time biggest wrestling crush, she literally hasn't aged a day

Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 2d

It's so overtly Aussie that there's an in-game glossary so you can translate what the fuck they're saying

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 2d

Incidentally, since you're here, have you ever played Broken Roads? It's a top-down post apocalyptic RPG very much influenced by the original 2 Fallout games, with tons of skills, upgrades, dialogue choices and the usual, but set entirely in Australia

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 2d

I wish they'd bring back Bad Company, they were a great couple of fun games

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 2d

xDDDD

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 3d

Good thing Ian Watkins wasn't American, they might have elected him President

Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 3d

There are very few images that scream "I get absolutely no pussy" quite so loudly as this one

Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 3d

Good lord, though, to be fair, it's basically just half a Steak and Ale pie, haha

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 3d

Ganache is the most delicious of all the Hindu Gods

Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 4d

What if Xenomorph dicks are the same shape as human heads.

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 4d

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 4d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 4d

I swear, Paramore are the undisputed masters of writing absolute all-time banger songs for absolutely shit-tier movies

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Paramore: Monster [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

YouTube video by Paramore

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 5d

See, the thing about Carbs is, they're fucking great

Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 6d

This Cola just threatened to deport me

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 6d

I've bought more than that in the past week, haha

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 6d

Ok, but why does Clair Obscur feel more like a Final Fantasy game than any Final Fantasy has in years?

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Gareth Brooks @soulphoenix316.bsky.social · 7d

It's a good thing all those guys are refusing to buy games starring women they don't want to masturbate to rather than games starring women they could get so much as a reply from IRL, or they'd never play any game ever again, including Ms Pac-Man

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