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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins
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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 22d
“Noah, that’s an inside thought”

For what? The internet? That’s INSIDE my phone?
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1h
This is a metaphor for his entire watch.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t tell MeeMaw! That’s the only exposure she gets to “Them folks”. 🤫
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
Ohhhh Peggy R, you ole so and so. I’m sure the resulting sharia law you are certain is coming won’t reach Missouri. Yet. 😏
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
Why yes it is. It is indeed.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
If you’re having a bad day, this might make it better. I’m pretty sure an Arrested Development episode couldn’t write this better.
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
He’s going to learn real quick that it’s just a house.

And also that it belongs to all of us.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
Remember, remember, etc.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
Georgia’s statewide races are flipping hard blue, it’s not even terribly close. But I suspect even hardcore republicans are tired of getting screwed by Georgia Power.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
They have those?!
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
The election dread is REAL.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
“Shut down the vidya games, kids, Fox News MeeMaw needs to watch the thirteenth spinoff of NCIS”
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
It’s nostalgic for me. It was the only real restaurant on my college campus so it made for many a mid-day break meals.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 1d
He’s gonna come back saying “Woof, eh? Woof!”
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
So many men flocking to this post like
a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
a person holding a bottle of hershey 's chocolate syrup
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
Them old baseball injuries.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
I suppose he could be a versa president.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
I just realized Kobe was the Anchor Being of this universe. Dang.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
The night after the Ides of March
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 2d
a man is talking on a cell phone and the words what i do have are a very particular set of skills
ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone and the words what i do have are a very particular set of skills
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 3d
*smiles while demurely polishing guillotine*
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 3d
I tasted this post, but only for about two chews.
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3d
Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor
A pack of gum with zebra-style striped in red, yellow, and green. A cartoon zebra is on the pack, with rainbow strips, playing with a soccer ball. Above it are four sticks of gum in green, yellow, orange, and red wax paper respectively, each with a zebra playing a sport like tennis or basketball
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 3d
Google every time you sign in from your own dang laptop
a man in a white shirt and tie is making a surprised face with his mouth open .
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 3d
Awww good boy, Gus! You’re gonna feel so much better and be so happy when you get back with your humans.
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Noah, Prince of Pumpkins @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 3d
That looks amazing