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Sonar Jose
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what the FUCK. … damn.
think about this though: gravy.
Perpetrator has been charged with one (1) count of “not letting us hear that bitch try to sing”; sentenced to 20 years, commuted to probation only for time served.
I honestly hope Canadian teams win every World Series, Stanley Cup, & NBA championship of the Trump 2 administration era. Fuck us.
Gen V cooking with pure premium unleaded this season. Hamish Linklater balling out of control.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hegseth doesn't dispute the existence of a memo planning for the establishment of a "National Guard response force that's gonna be trained in crowd control and civil unrest and deployed in all 50 states by April 2026."
i would simply shut wemby down with my strong fundamentals on defense, but the modern nba doesn’t want to hear that.
oh. in that case i’m gonna say buck rogers (might be 70s though, if i’m honest).
sure it sounds bad when you just say it like that, but that’s not the WHOLE story… (Saturday President also detonated artillery shells over a CA highway for his private beach party.)
the dog police? PAW Patrol, maybe?
as will there be men in their 50s, 60s, 70s, & beyond - for as long as men exist.
*mike johnson voice*: “i’m not familiar with that post. i haven’t seen it.”
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
me: an AI app? (launches into extended diatribe reminding him not to be using AI apps too much)

son when i’m done: i know…

wife when i’m done: well, yes, but if you’d let me finish - he made a song about a boy who lost his dog & made himself cry listening to it.

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AITA? … turns out Y,IATA 😑
wife: come listen, SJ, [our son’s name] made a song on the iPad an-

me: wow! what did u use [son], garage band? Or-

son: no, it’s an app that like…

wife: he just typed in some prompts about what he wanted an-

(cont…)
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Paid Protesters $600,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help george soros budget this. his family is dying
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
“yeah, i’m a prominent leftist - i just lef dis prominent turd in the convention center!!”