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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~ 30+ year old She/Her Profic/Anti-censorship Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸 📍NYC 🇸🇪 ♿ ✨More corny-humor in my fics~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidion

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Oct 17

I'll slowly upload my Snake/Marth ("Snarth") art here as well! Sorry for tag spam, but just trying to find others who might appreciate the weird pair ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶💦
#MetalGearSolid #SmashBros #FireEmblem #MGS #SSB

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 5d

Idk if I'll stay there though. Tumblr always gave me a weird feeling bc nothing can actually ever be deleted there :/

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 5d

I think I'm going to move to using tumblr for a while since I feel like more of the Osomatsu fandom is over there (for better or worse). But it's more so that I MISS doing long write ups about things in one post.
tetrimidion.tumblr.com

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 5d

It is! Thank you so much for thinking so 🌸

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 7d

Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3
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#Ichimatsu
#Osomatsusan
#一松
#おそ松さん
#Cosplay

Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 11d

So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇

(lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed)

#IchiKara

Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12d

Holy shit... just finished this chapter... total 16,709 words. Don't think I ever wrote a chapter this long, but it was so much fun to write! Proof read and post tomorrow <3

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19d

Oof... my current Loose Ends chapter I'm working on is going on 12k words now 💀

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24d

I am one of those bitches btw. I say that we'd go bananas for the merch with full endearment <3
Tougou ita bags would become a thing.

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24d

Yes I am still going on abt how much I hate this season lmao 😭

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24d

If any sex jokes in the 4th season weren't allowed of Osomatsu-san, why couldn't we have an ep where Tougou comes back for revenge but Osomatsu absolutely drives him bonkers just by being himself
That ep alone could have saved the series MMW
Bitches would go bananas for Tougou merch too
#おそ松さん

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 30

Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree.
Not this...
They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 28

How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙

#IchiKara

‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 28

lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3

archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

#osomatsusan
#fanfiction

Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 22

When something she likes is banned or watered down due to now being considered too vile, gently remind her of this and how censorship starts.

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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · Sep 22

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 21

So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill.
I'm so tired of this cycle
Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 19

Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu.
(Lyrics typed out in alt text.)
#fic
I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh

Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree,
Everyone adores you and you do as you please.
Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate,
Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Three meals a day, provided on a tray,
By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display.
You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day,
And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean,
It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET.
You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown,
In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass
if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around.

No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise,
Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice?
No plans, no plans, they all clap for me,
It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 18

Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️
#fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904...

Currently writing chapter 2 atm!

#Osomatsusan
#おそ松さん
#Ichimatsu
#Karamatsu
#IchiKara
#BLMatsu
#myart

Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 15

omg I didn't realize your were in NYC too until now lol? You should go to the NOHO or Brooklyn ones, they are A LOT better with way more stuff.
So my fav Matsu is tie between Ichi and Kara. Ichi bc he is my spirit animal, and Kara because he is my husband
How about you??

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 15

So far... I think I like the NOHO Book Off the best, then the Brooklyn one. The Midtown one got a lot smaller... they barely had any Osomatsu stuff at all 😭... like almost nothing, and it was basically all Choro
Was rly shocked to find this random bag in a bin bc it isn't official merch

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 15

Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication.
Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them.

(Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!)
#bookoff

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Kind of bummed I killed off Atsushi and Yanagita tho.. Ichi chainsawing through Atsushi and chopping Yana up into pieces and then feeding it to Kara... yeah there's no coming back from that or saving them to be in this second part lol... at least with Ichi and Kara, they just had massive stab wounds

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Omg, also... Tougou!! Tougou is going to be in this one a looooooot more hnng I can't wait

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Some comments were upset they didn't make it in the fic, so hopefully this second part will make them happy if they happen find/read this when I upload it ha...

I actually did leave one little line in the fic that would give me the ability to do a second part if I ever chose to too~

🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · Sep 14

I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol

(Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!)
#fanfiction
#osomatsusan

He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress.

A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .”

“Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.”

Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .” Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”