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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · Aug 21

Martha, your "Son" is getting her ass railed by someone that looks like one of the Hex Girls

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 9m

Hello, fellow Mayo Mary 👋😎

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 13m

Trump launching literal missiles at California:

"This is excessive"

Gavin when looking at Trans Healthcare bills:

"This is excessive"

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16m

Governor Newsom's press office responds:

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 15m

"Shes going sideways with it"

a cartoon of a girl holding a bowl of food and a plate of food .

ALT: a cartoon of a girl holding a bowl of food and a plate of food .

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 17m

Seeing people aaying that YouTube is down...

Vimeo has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 7h

Non-zero chance that crypto currency is somehow involved with this

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 7h

"I just want t- Oh Mamdani? Our party is diverse. LOOK! White women!"

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 8h

Asked if Zohran Mamdani represents the soul of the Democratic Party, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "The Democratic Party is of course extremely diverse ... it's represented by people like Mikie Sherrill" and "Abigail Spanberger."

"I haven't spoken to Zohran since the shutdown started"

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 8h

How about you get people on the ground and tell them this, because we all fuckin know not a single conservative is going to read this.

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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 8h

bluesky devs only make two types of posts:

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MY USERBASE SINCE STARTING THIS SITE"

and

"i liek cats. upvote for more"

Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · 8h

Stop calling them "cats." They're house gremlins. We just happen to like them

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 15h

I want games with less polygons and ps1 textures.

Gn

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 19h

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Doctor: "Burger King's impossible whopper has 18 million times more estrogen than regular whopper"

Burger King impossible whopper may cause men to grow breasts

A paper by Tom Peppert from December 23, 2019

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 19h

I USED TO RUUUUULE THE WORLD

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 19h

Boob standards are getting too high smfh 🙄😒

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 19h

A California engineer and gardening enthusiast has won the top prize at a pumpkin-weighing contest in Northern California.

California engineer wins pumpkin contest with 2,346-pound gourd

A California engineer and gardening enthusiast has won the top prize at a pumpkin-weighing contest in Northern California.

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 19h

a girl is sitting at a table with a tray of food and a drink

ALT: a girl is sitting at a table with a tray of food and a drink

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 19h

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

This is the least surprising thing since Dan and Phil came out dating

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking: Text messages of Young Republican groups across the country have just been leaked.

They talk about putting Democrats in “gas chambers,” attacking “Jews,” calling Black people “watermelon people,” calling to “rape” their enemies, and bringing back slavery.

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

When you scare minorities by threatening with death threats and take away DEI, it tends to result in fewer minorities reporting on statistics

Im a Statistician and have done plenty of these types of minority sets

"After we scared the chocolateers people, shocking less chocalate was sold😱"

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

Im interested in this religion

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

Jake Moody's interview after the game winning kick last night

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely Underrated Quote

🌹Stacy From The Goofy Movie🌹 @socialistchi.bsky.social · 1d

EVEN THE REFS CANT STOP US!!! BEAR DOWN FUCKERS!!! SCOREBOOOOOARD!!!!!! JAYDEN WHO?!?!? TROY AIKMAN'S MOUTH IS TESTICLE SHAPED!!! RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! RAHHHHH!!! JOE BUCK IS ALL FUCKING FOREHEAD!!!! DAAAAAAA BEEEEARSSSS!!!!!!!! 🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻