joey
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going to make a thread of all my dav fics to keep them organized and in one place and maybe get better at promo-ing myself! we'll see!

so a thread of fics featuring my rook, pasco de riva
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yes the "3 coffees, no lunch" face
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also i KNEW i was def gonna get some proficiency in luna bc i was cooking that match 😭
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and it won't come back on even after resetting 💀

i haaaaate the internet here. it sucks so bad
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wifi went out in the middle of playing rivals with my friend
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lucanis does the same thing with him. he genuinely worries everyone with his eating habits

how he looks at someone when they asked if he's eaten today
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mal is always hungry and always thirsty no matter how much he eats or drinks so he eats frequently

sam snacks all the time bc of his warden appetite

pip doesn't snack but he always has the thedosian equivalent of electrolytes on him
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what pasco considers meals others consider snacks (i.e. he thinks a handful of olives is a meal) so yes but no
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Altara loves to snack, and is always stealing cookies before dinner, much to Lucanis's annoyance, he is always scolding her that she will spoil dinner.

is your Rook a snacker?

#rfotd #rookfacts #dragonageveilgaurd #altaraderiva #antivancrow
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also made kalais and pip @stitchcasual.bsky.social

i'm sure kalais is telling pip that he's having a flare-up and can't endanger himself
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made pascario. i applaud everyone who made lucanis but these tiny chibis with facial hair kept sending me into orbit bc my sense of humor is broken so instead -- they

imagining this is twr after pasco is almost killed and they have to confront their feelings for each other
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yeah, i'm like "they live in a world with MAGIC where notoriously a lot of characters are horny. i'm SURE someone sells enchanted things to get around it"
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i have included in fics where pasco (and illario) says he wears a charmed/enchanted necklace that stops him from getting sti's or people pregnant
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they are unknowing half-brothers because their dad just goes around thedas unknowingly getting people pregnant
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oh true. i was just thinking of how they could meet

funny if liam got with both brothers (kalais and sam)
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he's glad they would. tbh there's probably a way for a universe where samael is a shadow dragon instead of a warden
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sam also couldn't stay in a place long bc he was wanted for all the murders
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he's nomadic as a warden and after his mom died he didn't have a place to live so he'd just squat places
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samael is also a little homeless so it works out
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ohhhh?? go on 😏
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who wants to hurt this brat and call him names is what i want to know
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very incredible!
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my birthday is november 6th, ps