Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️
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To be fair, he's 26 and couldn't cook anything more complicated than toast and cereal when I moved in.
This morning my roommate is in the kitchen meal prepping because him and a friend are going up to Mt Hood for the weekend, and he's wrapping Safeway Chinese deli lo mein noodles and fried rice in a tortillas that he's steamed in the microwave. I didn't ask. I worry though.
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Hakeem Jeffries echoes Mamdani's affordability message, prompting CNBC host to ask: "Therefore you're endorsing Mamdani?"

Hakeem Jeffries nervously replies: "No, that's not what, that's not what I'm saying, that's not what I'm saying"
Going to get into being a furry, but instead of being a cute playful fox, I'll just be like a stray cat that has mange and hisses at people.
@schumer.senate.gov actually filmed a video with a pair of binoculars and the caption "looking for Republicans." We have Stephen Miller threatening to arrest state governors, people being snatched in broad daylight, and turbo boomer Schumer here is the guy Democrats picked to fight back.
You're 100 years old please fuck off.
Where the fuck are Democrats on this?
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
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Even the Lego subreddit throwing shade.
Reporters are complicit at this point. Every single person in that room should walk out.
Steve Bannon looks like if hemorrhoids got herpes and then you microwaved them for 15 minutes.
A Nvidia rtx 5090 card costing 2500usd is just stupid robbery.
I'm a weird vegan but I get it. My roommate is a steak enjoyer.
There you have it.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
Seems like Trump shutting down the government while razing one third of the White House while demanding 230 million in tax dollars for himself should be a bigger story.
Oh yeah, definitely trees. Good views. Friendly birds.
Yeah I think they were. Probably not very good coffee. Maybe some hot herbal beverages.
Like, it's 279,000 BCE and you have a meltdown because they're all out of brown tubers and you'll have to make due with the yucky red ones for at least a week.