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slurpberg (Cream Jean)
@slurpberg.bsky.social
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KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 9h
the chicago bears have the sexiest nfl quarterback and no one can take that from us
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 9h
very generous and $13 on the lunch menu
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 9h
enjoying a delicious guisado de chicharron con salsa roja in logan square with a margarita if anyone wants to try to assassinate me for my political speech
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 9h
i drank huel every day for a year in college thats why im regarded
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 1d
legally changing my name to Cream Jean
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 1d
legally changing my name to Cream Jean
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 1d
theo benedet at LT seems to have singlehandedly fixed things
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 2d
WE LEARNED HOW TO RUN THE BALL
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 2d
a bloody sword carving across the prairie
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
LOGAN SQUARE IS A PLACE OF HONOR FUCK YOU
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
THE HUMBOLDT PUERTO RICANS ARE COOL TOO BUT IM JUST BEING OPTIMISTIC THAT THEY'LL BE OK
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
I LOVE MY MEXICAN BROTHER, I LOVE MY MUSLIM BROTHER, I LOVE MY HAITIAN BROTHER

SEND TEXANS BACK TO TEXAS. SEND ICE TO THE DIRT
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF ILLINOIS, DEATH TO THE OCCUPIERS, HASHEM SHINES UPON CHICAGO.

BURN TEXAS. KILL ALL TEXANS.
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
SEND HAMAS AND RESISTANCE FIGHTERS TO DEFEND CHICAGO
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
GLORY TO THE RESISTANCE
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK, YANKEES SUCK
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 7d
chicago 🔜 texas
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 8d
this is from 2020 guys
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 8d
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 8d
day service, im not leaving the house after drinking three gatorades and eating the largest kebab plate i can fit inside me
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 8d
israel deserved far worse
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 9d
bari weiss took over CBS news by eating the previous head of CBS news
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 12d
my dream is to be the american felix dzerzhinsky
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 12d
one day they will be ours to torture as we see fit
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 12d
both of you shut the fuck up
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