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@slidemanernie.bsky.social
@slidemanernie.bsky.social
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Retired band director/concert manager/trombonist residing in Southern ME. Trained in the heat of Twitter where I had 110K followers. Fan of puns, Boston, the color blue, early jazz & more. #IFollowBack
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · Aug 14
Next time a stranger won't go away, make a weird face and using a low voice say, "Sorry - it has been a long time since I've possessed a body."
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 7h
Oh my...
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 11h
June Lockhart?
R.I.P.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 19h
Do you know - @peggybishop.bsky.social - She seems swell.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 19h
Aww, can I get to 5K followers? I won't ever whine about my low follower count again. Promise. (Typed with one hand behind my back).
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 19h
After finishing his swamp project, Mike was more-or-less OK with his flesh-eating bacteria diagnosis. But now it's starting to eat away at him.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 19h
ABITHAD: Another Blithering Idiot Thinks He's A Doctor.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 19h
Did Thing on "The Addams Family" ever ask for someone's hand in marriage?
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 20h
There are good days. There are bad days.

Today will be one of those days.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
Magicians who speak backwards wave their wand and say, "Arbadacarba!"
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
Good line in a critic's "Talamasca" review:

"Not worth sinking your teeth into..."
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
Divide a pumpkin by its diameter to get get pumpkin Pi.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
"You play the victim so beautifully I'm surprised you don't carry around your own body chalk."
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
Know of an easy-maintenance house plant? Asking for a frond.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
What was a Hobbit's favorite day of the week?

Froday.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 1d
@retrogirlmn.bsky.social
You like me!
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
Youngbloods Update for 2025:

"C'mon people now
Pile on your brother
Everybody get together
Learn how to hate one another right now."
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
N.B.A. gambling scandal? Why can't they keep it in their wallets!
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 2d
Thursday is laundry day. Yahoo.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
Someone on another platform said following me is like Christmas morning.

I think she meant walking on cobblestones with a greasy goose slung over her shoulder.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
Coffee shop flags should be red, white and brew.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
A penny for some peoples' thoughts seems a bit pricey.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
Seat belt ad writers in the '60s missed a good catch phrase with "Buckle Up, Buttercup!"
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 2d
You're loved?

You've had fun?

You've seen me cry?

It's not unusual.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 3d
Jill never faked a sarcasm in her life.
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@slidemanernie.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social · 3d
"That's a horrible idea. What time?"
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