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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan

@sleepydawgs.bsky.social

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She/it 21 Otaku loser with a perverted head. Supposedly a writer. Currently writing Mechsploitation story “Berserker” comms open🏳️‍⚧️

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · Aug 22

Salutation! This one is Romeo Dandy, hypothetically a writer and factually a lesbian! I mostly write short stories involving women caught in situations, along with mechsplo series BERSERKER.

You can find my works on AO3 and psite!

archiveofourown.org/users/Lesbia...
www.patreon.com/Sleepydawgs?...

Sleepydawgs - Works | Archive of Our Own

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 8h

holy shit dude

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 8h

The Mariners are NOT DOING GOOD TONIGHT LMAOOOO

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Uma musume posting will now be interpreted by baseball posting sorry

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

God I really adore how the anime draws these girls. I feel like even with the standard "anime girl" framework they're given a lot more diversity in their general faces and design. Love when they get more angular especially, gives them a cool boyish look.

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Big belly Uma... waow...

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Her gluttony is so beautiful...

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Autism to autism communication

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Oh my god oh my god I love them. Marlboro and Songbird coded

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

TETO?!?!?!? What are you doing here?

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Oh waowwww

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 9h

Love her smile :))))

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 10h

Uma Musume is the only series that beats Tomino anime for weirdest names and they had to resort to using actual horse names to pull that off. A compliment to Tomino if anything.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 10h

The biggest problem with watching the normal anime is that, by having to actually acknowledge the world beyond purely horse races, it must also acknowledge the existence of men. It's really funny that their solution for this is making all of the guys yakuza anime side characters.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 10h

Uma Musume is kind of the best possible version of it's concept cause it's just so for real with it at every given opportunity. It quadruples down its absurdity at any given time

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

There’s a sort of vivid and intense autistic horror to Mel that feel so specific and real that it would make me feel violently sick as I read it. Just a wonderful wonderful character.

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

*eaten by a snake

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

God I love Mel. It never should’ve happened to her but there’s no one else it could’ve happened to. A beautifully doomed girl like a rat bred to be eaten like a snake. She’s literally me.

proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 11h

HAPPY MEL DAY

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

“Dude it’s… I’m so geeked dude!” The fat mountain dog mumbles with a laugh interrupted by soft moaning. She’s not even sure why she’s groping herself so much, mostly just a reaction to the overwhelming bliss popping away her brain. How long is this? Who cares, she’s a big dumb puppy now, she’s fine.

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

“Oh fuck, how much did you just hit dude? You okay?” A friend in the voice chat asks. The camera picks up the formerly skinny girl growing a plump, soft tummy. Her breast swelling equally as fast, the trans girl rushing to grope and squeeze the growing tits, another hand rubbing her fat bulge.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

Her speech is interrupted by intense coughing, with every cough thick fuzzy fur spreads across her body at an even more rapid pace. Black fur with a white v pattern in the center and brown highlights. The pattern turning to splotches as her face grows a proper big long snout.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

She pulls the toothpick out and gives it a quick lick before throwing it in the vicinity of a trash can. “Ok should be fine let’s see.” The second she presses the button and inhales a massive burst of pink clouds that fill every part of her lungs. “O-oh fuck oh shit I-“

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 11h

“DOG WEED: MOUNTAIN BREEZE! MUST BE 21+ TO USE!” a sticker below that icon says. The trans girl’s been using it pretty regularly, it’s like the least dangerous way to relax after a long day. But recently the thing’s been near nonexistent in the vapors department, and she needs to fix that.

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