Linhardt von Hevring
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Coming from the guy that boinked half the monastery? Pffffft, okay.
That I have no standards because I picked you.
You don't know that. You're not the one that got viciously thrown out a very high window.
Your feet touched the ground before i released the spell, check your facts.
Oh.
[Well, that changes things.]
What'd he say?
[Well, that changes things.]
What'd he say?
I did not throw him, nor did I drop him.
And it wasn’t over the game. He insulted you.
And it wasn’t over the game. He insulted you.
You let go, and then my feet touched the ground. Still counts as dropping me.
I set you on the ground, lying looks horrible on you.
YOU THREW A GUY OUT THE WINDOW OVER A FRIGGIN BOARD GAME, LINHARDT.
Gently levitated. The door would take too long and he was irking me to no end.
He dropped me.
.
YOU JUST THREW A GUY OUT THE WINDOW, LIN.
YOU JUST THREW A GUY OUT THE WINDOW, LIN.
Caspar, it’s only a first story window.
[And he’s gently lowering Sylvain anyway, before shutting the window. Bye, you manwhore.]
[And he’s gently lowering Sylvain anyway, before shutting the window. Bye, you manwhore.]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LET'S JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND—
[FORCIBLY LEVITATING SYLVAIN OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW.]
[And the first thing he uses that first gasp of air for is,]
You're a dirty cheat.
You're a dirty cheat.
[A few more seconds of stifling the fire that is Sylvain, then..]
Get out of my house.
[At least he can breathe.]
Get out of my house.
[At least he can breathe.]
[Fuck. Oh, fuck, it burns.
... Wait a minute,]
... Wait a minute,]
[A long, pointed look in Caspar's general direction.]
You call that standards?
You call that standards?
Oh, honey, I’m gay.
That means I have standards.
That means I have standards.