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SCARED Vonnegut
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · Mar 6
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 10h
they can strip his license but they will never be able to stop him from practicing medicine.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 17h
Van Halen - Guernica
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 19h
Sounding very drunk
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 22h
Bacon fat :)
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
MY LIFE

HAS BEEN EREWHONARY

BLESSED AND CURSED AND WON
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
sounds bad
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sPO... you can just put your whole master bus through effects like whatever, it's fine. just throw it through a phaser, it will sound fucking cool (yes it will)
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
all the cats are just a kind of cat.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
ironically this kinda inspired me to plan for black lentils with fennel, calabrian chili, and italian sausage.

christ what a good dish.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
unloading a pump shotgun into a bag of lentils repeatedly while screaming at my dead mother to give it "wok hei"
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
my man running over individual pulse plants
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
he IS andy kaufman.

NOBODY EVER DIES

nobody ever dies!
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d
thc spiked cranberry jelly is actually a perfect idea.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
Excellent.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
when you get the 2" icecube molds with the actual lid so shit don't taste like your freezer
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
gamrot looks small
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
lmfao this motherfucker saying he can't speak english and then whips out the Queen's

legend
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
holy shit, end the fight he's donezo
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
完美
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
nothing crazy, you'll see
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
Been tootin along at 190-195F... the rib meat is beautiful, the hocks need some more time. Carrots and celery still have more to give.

Between this and cleaning the spare room and advancing the basement a little bit, it's been quite a productive day.
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
Skimmler
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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d
Great news for people who consider themselves Real Men
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
4 tins in and I'm ready for war
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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 2d
Scum Skim
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