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Scott Seward

Scott Seward

@skotrok.bsky.social

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Scott Seward owns a store. Lives in a small town. Writes. Watches the boob tube. Tries not to hate.

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Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · 16d

I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · 21d

"destined to scare the Calvins off the formalists..." !!! ???

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · 22d

This guy basically runs the country right now.

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nullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 23d

The year is 2003.

17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."

Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · 24d

I watched Hegseth today and I kept thinking: Is there anyone MORE moronic, LESS qualified, and LESS equipped to talk to veteran commanders and leaders of this country's armed forces?

And then Trump came out on stage...

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · 26d

simpler times...

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 24

So, now that all the Christians have ascended to heaven...can I have their stuff?

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 17

College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 17

"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 15

oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 14

I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 13

There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 13

This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 13

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 13

I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 13

I don't know if I've met a "Radical Left" before. I've met some registered Democrats in the past. Some of them were definitely sus as far as how much Americana they listened to. But even I have some pie in the sky "equality for everyone" skeletons in my closet.
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Free To Be... You And Me

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Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 11

A fun game is to see how many words or sentences are devoted to descriptions or critiques of the visuals/cinematography in a New York Times movie review. I'll give you an example. Here is what I found in the ENTIRE review of *The Long Walk* printed in today's paper. Ready? "washed-out images".

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 11

Me and my pals Chuck Eddy, Douglas Wolk, Mark Sinker, Greil Marcus, George Smith, Frank Kogan and others writing in the Voice a week after 9/11. The only time in my life that I couldn't listen to music.

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Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 10

This popped up on my Youtube and after I stopped screaming I realized what my vision of hell was. Me in a room with these two guys talking and the undead voice of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails on a loop for eternity. Eh, I probably deserve it.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 10

Fixed.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Sep 9

I weighed in. Like a dumbass. #kelefasanneh #newyorker #fuckthenewyorktimes #poptimismwasneverreally

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POP GOES THE WOR(L)D

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Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Aug 26

simpler times...

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Aug 21

I couldn't stop watching Mad About You yesterday. No commercials Hulu can be deadly. All their clothes look like they smell really good. So clean. I kinda wish I could smell their clothes. Is that weird? Eh, I've heard weirder. Even the dog looks like it would smell pretty good.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Aug 16

simpler times...

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Aug 15

For the record, I would contribute to the GoFundMe of an all drag queen My Bloody Valentine cover band called Shoegayz.

Scott Seward @skotrok.bsky.social · Aug 15

the Trump of soap

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