this song makes me think of yokohama kaidashi kikou's art which i think fits www.youtube.com/watch?v=maRd...

i sat through 2 hours Hamilton only for them to do my slot the next day anyway AAAAAAAAAAHGGKRFJLHGFLKDDHJ

getting a stream commission and needing to keep an ear out for my username being called to be drawn (or else they'll move on)(the artist is communicating via mic btw.. not pinging clients..?) but the music theyre listening to sucks

actually nevermind. i would be the kind of person to say "succ" in the big 2025 and going "t-thicc mommy" at franchise characters drawn with big asses. i think im good

bittersweet to see servers, spaces, circles, etc. that i would've 110% enjoyed if i was born just a few years later. that same naive enthusiasm for creating smut, that same type of joking around (that, while it isnt funny, the feeling of camaraderie is strong and more widespread)

bangs are at that length where they curl into my eyes

errai squeezes my pudge so hard sometimes. every day of my life i get squoze

i really do love sex as a spectator through a screen or one-way mirror in a sterilized, air-conditioned, not humid room. i wouldnt mind being hooked up to a sex machine all day sure but if i taste someone else's spit (and they havent brushed their teeth) my neck hairs will bristle for a week after

smelling like outside is awful. immediate shower. feeling sweat is an involuntary betrayal to how clean and dry i like to be. shower. i got sex fluids leaking.. awful. shower. you're leaking fluids on me.. unhand me. shower.

its so ridiculous. that tweet "omg you people cant do anything" holds true

i like no-nonsense no-frills products like cerave, aquaphor, vasoline..
they wont make you smell like passionfruit but they will get the job done and thats all

big nsfw irl tmi
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i unfortunately have a higher than average libido but smelling bodily fluids/odor from myself that comes with arousal makes me feel dysphoric with the fact that i'm not null. some messy, sloppy, inefficient being. i love sex as a concept but i hate the mess and fluids and smells

Oh....my penis is big....

らくがき

throughout the years more and more "utility items" (pill bottles, medicinal ointments, vitamins, sticky notes) show up on my computer desk. this too is aging

Do you remember when you joined Bluesky? I do! #MyBlueskyAnniversary

MY LIFE

this just happened

I want to smell a grassy tatami mat again

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.