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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 5h

They should invent winter where it doesn't get dark at 3pm

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 19h

I think of him as dead. He was a tremendously unhappy person, he's at peace now and that's for the best.

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 1d

Having a good bagel store in the tiny city in the middle of Canadian nowhere where I live is so odd but truly a blessing. Poppyseed bagel with dill cream cheese is my ride or die she has my back.

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 1d

"Ok so my character is (insert dramatic name) she's basically like (several minute description of features, haircut, outfit, general vibe)"

"What class is she?"

"Hmm?"

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 1d

Biphobia is real (carabiner got stuck in my office chair at work and made me look really dumb when I tried to stand up)

JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 1d

Biphobia is real (me trying to shake ass at the show, but my keys on my carabiner keep swinging around and smacking my hip)

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ari velazquez 🌯 @arivelazquez.com · 2d

inspired by @dialacina.com

picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 4d

"These people have treated me with nothing but kindness. I'm going to fantasize about them killing me so I can feel better about hating them"

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking news: non-capitalist system does not value profit as a metric for social achievement. In other news sky is still blue and water is still wet.

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 6d

"it's Halloween and he's dressed up as a clown" fuckin tell him Buck holy shit

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 6d

Posting 42 identical images of marble as thugs beat people in the street, as the clock runs down on a million children going hungry, he wonders briefly: "was I always this empty? Was there a time I had anything inside me?" But then it's gone. More photos of the gold faucets, they'll like that.

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 8d

2 home runs in 3 pitches let's fucking gooooooo

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 8d

Their best hitter was out on injury last night too and it didn't even matter, they still mashed the dodgers into a fine paste

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 10d

yes. YES! AHAHAHAHAH ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER!

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 10d

Please god let them put Kershaw in, let the boys mash that bum.

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 10d

Using your last challenge to try and get back a terrible base running call is definitely a choice

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 10d

You're killing me Bo

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 11d

Nobody draws clocks like me. JD Vance looked at the clock I drew and he said it was "abstract." Abstract was the word he said, abstract, very interesting word.

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 11d

My friends and I are playing cyborg, which is a ttrpg and we randomly rolled our characters. My character is named ghoul, her style is described as murdercore, she is "doll faced," wants to be famous and she's a nose picker. Dice don't lie.

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 11d

Prince of Darkness might have the most confident opening of any film I've ever seen

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 12d

Being a Canadian child in the early 2000s was being told you should care about something called "The Barenaked Ladies." It was strange their name was so adult and yet they sounded just like the wiggles.

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 12d

Ok so now that the game is over can I just ask: what was that umpire's deal?

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 12d

Prank em' Gaus

Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 13d

Democracy isn't a real concrete thing. It's not about getting more people in the place to vote for you, it's all just symbols floating around in space, everything is aesthetic.

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 13d

Liberal pundits think the only thing that matters is what the volk (mythical midwestern white people) want, even if the candidate is running in NYC he still needs to care about Wisconsin because as we all know out of touch cultural elites in NYC don't determine elections. Absolute mush for brains.

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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 13d

My doctor gave me this exact table printed out when she prescribed me estrogen

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