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Spaceman the Goofbull

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 9h

Fire them and replace them with steroids. Same price.

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 10h

I don’t want to pay for that!

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 11h

But they’re wet and slimy!

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 11h

My building requires them to be removed for winter because of the weather we get. I have direct eastern exposure from Lake Michigan.

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 13h

Oh yeah. I’m an eat for fuel 90% of the time.

Chicken/Ground Turkey & Rice/Potatoes with ample veggies for fiber.

+a cottage cheese with Lawry’s addiction.

+a robust spice blend cabinet

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 13h

A chicken breast sale at Jewel hates to see me coming. 25 bags of at least 10oz portioned for freezing then air frying.

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 13h

Oh it’s much more VAVAVOOM

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 19h

Torpedo off the starboard side!

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 16h

Ah my least favorite chore of the year. Removing my window units without dropping them on parked cars.

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Torpedo off the starboard side!

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 21h

I’m looking for 5 busy professional gay men in their 30’s who want to scream at the moon naked.

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 21h

Torpedo thongs aren’t for Lycra! I’ll put an eye out! I have like 5 Muscleskins Hot Pinks. Only one is a torpedo.

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 21h

Privacy Too Fuck Too Fuckirious

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 21h

I didn’t realize until I was at the gym that I put a torpedo thong on instead of a poser thong. 😣😣😣

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 22h

The struggle is real.

Vir Vidal @virvidal.bsky.social · 1d

wearing white shorts and going commando isn't a good idea

#bara

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

I hate when thirst trap content creators do a lip sync video but don’t open their mouth enough to match the volume of the lip sync!

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

I said close!

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

Like conversation banter back n forth.

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

I am missing the banter.

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

a young boy with zombie makeup on his face is talking to a woman in a crowd .

ALT: a young boy with zombie makeup on his face is talking to a woman in a crowd .

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

They need to prioritize my mental illness more!

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

Free drag name:

Kim Crawfjord

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

The comedic non-photo post just don’t get responses here. :(

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Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

lol you’re making something you didn’t do 3 years ago an argument against me?

The constant insults are hurtful and not needed.

I’m done here.

(Insert you yelling a response back)

Spaceman the Goofbull @sixfootfiveguy.com · 1d

Ok well return my custom Halloween costume first.