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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · May 15

new based rarepair just dropped

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 47m

An edit of social media posts.

Xie Lian says: "How ur dick get hard after one kiss"

Hua Cheng posts a screenshot of that post with the caption: "A kissssssss? A fuckin kissss???! Bitch I love you and my dick love you too tf! You touch my arm and my dick get hard. A kiss????!!!
When I see your face my dick get hard! When I hear your voice my dick get hard! When you text me saying 'omw' my dick get hard!
One time my dick got hard on Tuesday cuz I knew you was coming over on Friday! Don't play with me"

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Oct 18

does anyone know any fics where xie lian calls hua cheng didi pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Oct 19

everyone please take a moment to think about pei ming playing pool bent over the table one leg up on it pants absolutely straining

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Sep 17

wuming reforming androgynous because he didnt know which features xie lian would prefer to look upon

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Aug 28

xie lian accidentally using his Prince Tone on hua cheng when hes really sleepy and a little grumpy and aha ohhh hua cheng is so not normal about it

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 15h

theres just something about a fictional man who is grumpy

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 15h

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 15h

the only way to cope with the high cloud quintet storyline is poly and prayers

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 16h

told my friend to listen to kill me by hayley williams with jiang yanli in mind and got kicked out of the function

lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 16h

i actually did do this and seeing the number go down by 5 gave me a moment of relief from the stress of it so thank u

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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 1d

Flashbangs the Crew

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 1d

missionary is not vanilla if youre a real yearner

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 1d

i do! but only when i know im not in the mood to read a fic in the moment, so its there for me later 😭 99.999% of the time i open a fic being like "yeah im gonna read this asap" and then get distracted by other fics and then i dont close the tab because "im gonna read it soon!"

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 1d

no but i do have the issue where if i really like a fic ill comb thru every fic the author has ever posted and pull the ones i want to read into new tabs and then forget that i did that and get distracted by a different fic and if i like that fic ill comb through all of that authors fics and. etc.

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Jul 19

can i sexualize panic attacks during sex for a second because like, breathplay, anxious clenching, tears, rigidity, trembling, etc? like imagine getting their prostate or gspot bullied during all of that too it would be the worst orgasm ever... unless?

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Sep 7

the tgcf ship i enjoy reading the most is hehualian but for some reason the ship ive written the most about, by a WIDE fucking margin, is pei ming/feng xin

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Mar 26

pei ming and feng xin the situations i would put you in together....

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Feb 23

my favorite pei ming headcanon is that after splitting with xie lian, when feng xin and mu qing were middle court officials for other gods before they ascended to the upper court themselves, they were deputies to pei ming.

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 1d

take my hand and do the impossible with me. make pei ming/feng xin pei ming's most popular ship. we can live in this utopia together

lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 2d

my hot take is that the only reason pei ming isnt a more popular character is because he doesnt have an obvious male shipping counterpart who isnt involved in another more popular ship