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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 17h

NEW CHAPTER! Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, and Tiny Tirdly are still encased in a flying snot bubble. Find out where they land for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #bookboost #newchapter #フェス東京 #zine #zines #90szine #fanzine #newrelease #book #books #booksky #booktok #finger #fingers #fingering #fart

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

GET SIFILLIS! #GetSifillis www.royalroad.com/profile/4599...
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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

Promotional image for the unfortunately short lived SODA AND THE SIFILLIS SHOW TV show. (1996)
(L to R) The Spork Armadillo, Zanghi, Edwige, Pucas, Chunks, Soda, Smort, Cysson, Orange, Fissure, and Vira. #TVshow #NotMST3KDontSue #soda #sifillis #book #books #booktwt #farting #adaptation #highfantasy

The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

PUMAT: Ian Sera, Ron Palillo, Leo Sayer

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

Always use anesthesia before your girlfriend chews off your foreskin

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

Dr. Erasmus Pea has a subtle way with the ladies

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

Sifillis Celebrity Soda Olheiser visits @shankweilers.bsky.social drive-in (America's Oldest!) #drivein #driveinmovie #driveinmovies #driveintheater #driveintheaters #driveintheatre #driveintheatres #driveinstyle #driveinoctober #driveins #soda #olheiser #SodaOlheiser #bookboost #indieauthor #books

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 1d

Sifillis is now on #Threads: www.threads.com/@planetsifil...

#sifillis #book #books #booksky #indieauthor #fart #farts #farting

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1 Follower • 0 Threads • The official Threads account for Soda &, Chunks, Agent Orange, Smort, V.C.R., and the whole freaky Sifillis Stories gang. See the latest conversations with @planetsifillis.

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 2d

"The more one experiences the more one knows, and the more one knows the luckier they are, for knowledge is the greatest gift in life." -Sheila Wankenstein, the Puffy Beaver.
From SODA AND THE INEFFABLE CONCOCTION, available to read for free here: www.royalroad.com/fiction/8351...
#books #bookboost

Sifillis I: Soda and the Ineffable Concoction

Soda's uncle turned into a steaming pile of vomit! The movie-loving tween must collect ingredients so the Chimpanzee Alchemist can concoct a cure. Soda faces a number of imposing challenges and makes ...

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 2d

DONG! DONG! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Titi & Mono face a hoard of meat-tube-excreting violet widowers! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1322...
#book #books #newchapter #newrelease #fantasybooks #lgbtqbooks #lgbtqteen #lgbtqteens #lgbtqbooksforkids #lgbtqFun #lgbtqfantasybooks #booktwt #fart #farting

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 4d

The Sifillis Contingent was present at today's #NoKings rally in the center of sunny Lewistown, PA!

#noking #nokingsinamerica #FrumpTuck #TruckFump #FumpTruck #TuckFrump #trump2028 #trump #fascist #sifillis #book #books #bookboost #indieauthor #vcr #vhs #videotape #90s #agentorange #orange #farts

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 4d

SmortzFlicks Live happened, and it occurred too! I riffed the bonkers 1988 horror movie BLOODY WEDNESDAY.
#riff #riffs #riffing #liveriff #rifftrax #movieriffing #mst3k #riffraff #riffoftheday #riffoftheweek #riffoff #smortz #smort #smortzflicks #sifillis #cinesoteric #puppet #puppets #wednesday

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 6d

Soda & co are still belching gremlin-class yokai. Find out what happens next: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...

#book #books #bookboost #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapters #newrelease #zine #zines #90s #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #illustrationfart #gremlin #gremlins #monsters

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 8d

Friday at the historic Miller Theater in Lewistown, PA you can enjoy a rare public screening of 1988’s BLOODY WEDNESDAY (a horror movie from the creators of CRY WILDERNESS), albeit with a wisecracking puppet talking through it. For more info visit sifillis.com #riffing #bloodywednesday #filmoddity

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 9d

In honor of Friday's SmortzFlicks Live here's a chapter starring Smort & Agent Orange from 1992's Soda & the Krapaterian Kalamity! Read FREE: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321...

#puke #vomit #book #books #newchapter #zine #zines #vcr #vhs #videotape #flyingsaucer #flyingsaucers #barf #spew #upchuck

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 14d

New Vexatious Ventriloquoid chapter W/Chunks, Titi, and a gaggle of fan favorite Sifillis Celebrities, & a new #zine page detailing Videotape Palace's minigolf course!
Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1149...

#book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapterbegins #newchapters #finger

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 16d

Civil War is trending! Ken Burns' THE CIVIL WAR aired in 1990, the same year volume 7, Mono and the Blecch Pyramid, came out! #CivilWar #pyramids #jackass #chigger #puppet #bookboost #mono #blecch #book #books #civilwart #fart #farts #farting #zine #zines #90s #90skid #90szine #fanzine #civilwarrior

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 16d

Today's exciting episode is from Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt!
W/new #printandplay game- BOMB THE BADDIES! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...

#slug #slugs #slughunt #sluglife #gastropods #book #books #newchapter #newchapterbegins #newchapterinlife #zine #zines #bookboost #gastropod

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 17d

The Fartmeister is back, for the very first time, in today's episode of the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...

#book #books #newchapter #newrelease #newchapterbegins #newchapterinlife #zine #zines #90s #fanzine #90szine #vcr #vhs #videotape #bookboost #indieauthor

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 18d

Soda & The Spazmotronic Slughunt Chapter 8 is now available to read free @ #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... Soda & Chunks are turned into belchkins by Mrs. Minj!!! #book #books #newchapter #newrelease #newchapterinlife #ZINEフェス東京 #zineフェス #Zine #zines #vcr #vhs #gremlins #belch #belches

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 21d

6 random Sifillis Tarotting Deck cards.
#tarot #tarotcards #tarotcard #tarotdeck #tarotdecks #book #books #illustration #art #illustratonart #fart #illustrationfart #tarotreading #tarotreadings #tarotspread #tarotspreads #zine #zines #90szine #ZINEフェス東京 #ZINEフェス福岡

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 22d

NEW Spazmotronic Slughunt chapter starring Poo-Go & Tirdly, and its a tribute to Italian horror movies. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
#book #books #newrealease #newchapter #indieauthor #bookboost #zine #zines #zineフェス #ZINEフェス東京 #zineフェス文芸 #argento #fulci #slugs #fart #farts #farting

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 23d

4 complete Sifillis Stories novels are available at royalroad.com (& 6 ongoing)! Each chapter includes a page from the 1990s Sifillitica Psychotica fanzine.
www.royalroad.com/profile/4599...
#book #books #zine #zines #newrelease #grossout #PG13 #soda #titi #chunks #booksky #fart #farts #farting

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 25d

5 random S.T.D. cards.

#tarot #tarotcard #tarotcards #tarotdeck #tarotdeck #tarotspread #tarotspreads #tarotreader #tarotreaders #tarotreading #tarotreadings #book #books #illustration #art #illustrationart #fart #illustrationfart #zine #zines #vcr #vhs #videotape #tarotreadersofbluesky #tarotsky

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The Sifillis Stories @sifillisstories.bsky.social · 26d

New press release, since I finished a new book!
#book #books #newrelease #booklover #bookaddict #fantasybooks #grossout #weirdfantasy #strangefantasy #zine #zines #vcr #vhs #videotape #drivein #driveintheaters #driveintheater #indieauthor #bookboost #soda #chunks #sifillis #booktok #pressrelease #vd

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