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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 12d

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO!!!!!! #AcesBasketball

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 14d

If i say “i don’t like cops” or “i don’t like yt ppl”

I will not be explaining any further. If you don’t get it, im not talking to you.

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 14d

Two students asked me to go to the bathroom, boy and girl.

Me: “I’m not sending yall at the same time”

Boy: “why?”

Me: “cus i said so.”

Now neither of them have to go to the bathroom anymore 😒

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 16d

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 16d

Saw this and thought of you 🤣😩😩

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 16d

Free Tyrese 🥲

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 17d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 17d

ACES WIN BBYYYYYY!!!! #wnba

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 17d

Jackie, AT and Kah on the court has my blood pressure TF high.

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 17d

Girlllll! I be ready to cry when her hair is out 💀

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 17d

I need the ACES to win… but i have to say Kah Copper is so damn fine i can’t concentrate

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · 22d

Smino said “let some time pass, you’ll smell her on my mustache”

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Sep 9

“My heart belongs to God, type shit.”

-a student

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Sep 8

Another 31 pts 10 rebounds for THEE M’VP!!!!!

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Sep 8

Ever since Kiah put them heels and shorts on I’m looking at her different 😏

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Sep 2

Im subbing for someone today:

Teacher: Oh, you Ms. Oliver today?!

Me (Ms. Johnson): No, I’m Johnson everyday!

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 30

Beyonce is neurodivergent… i know it!

Do it Lady! @amuseinherfeels.bsky.social · Aug 30

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m no better than a man, I fear.

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 24

Oh okay, Refs are slow too… that replay was not “inconclusive”… 🙃

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 24

It’s Valkyrie’s ball… these announcers tryna act slow #wnba

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 22

ACES IN FIVE!

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 16

Oh I’m ready! And i mean that!! 🤲🏾 i appreciate you! 🫶🏾

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 16

Lord please give me the discernment to figure out IN THE MOMENT when someone is projecting 🙏🏾 amen.

HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 13

Okay WINGS!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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HERcules ✨ @shorthairshawti.bsky.social · Aug 13

😂😂🤣🤣

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