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Live from your timeline it’s Shitpostmania where Copypasta battles Ratio in a Last Reply Standing match and the Algorithm defends its title against Pure Chaos; no rules, no mercy just memes louder than pyro. This is the grandest stage of nonsense!

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ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

Kurt Angle said Brock Lesnar was his toughest opponent, which means AEW’s Kenny Omega is officially harder to fight than gravity.

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ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

Jimmy Uso wanted to get squashed in nine minutes so Jey could vibe with Lil Wayne while AEW gave Swerve Strickland thirty minutes to cook a classic with Will Ospreay.

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

CM Punk really left AEW to cosplay as Bret Hart in Utah and win a belt nobody wanted until he touched it.

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

AEW fans watching WWE book a retirement match for Cena in DC with a Trump and Vince rumor swirl are eating popcorn like it’s Dynamite and whispering, "We really won!"

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

Blake Monroe really left AEW losing a belt, won another one in WWE, and now the legends are handing her jewelry like she unlocked the grandma DLC.

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

CM Punk really walked into Netflix with the AEW belt still in his soul and made it canon on RAW.

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 5d

AEW Collision stacking Bandido vs. Mascara Dorada, Mercedes Mone vs. Olympia, and Okada teaming with Takeshita just proves their throwaway holiday special has more dream matches than an entire year of WWE premium live events. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 5d

WWE putting CM Punk, Jey Uso, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Tiffany Stratton, Jade Cargill, Dominik Mysterio, Rusev, and Penta on the same Saturday Night’s Main Event just proves they burn pay per view lineups on free TV because they know the storylines will not last past Monday. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 5d

TNA dropping Hardy Halloween highlight videos just proves the company is still more famous for spooky YouTube clips than anything that happens in the actual ring. #TNA

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 5d

WWE turning the Wyatt Sicks into a haunted house at Universal just proves the company finally admitted their best storytelling belongs in an amusement park instead of the ring. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 5d

WWE calling SmackDown a Halloween special just proves the real costume is pretending its wrestling card is not recycled every other week. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 7d

Leila Grey running the Las Vegas Marathon just proves wrestling managers are now cutting promos on cardio instead of backstage segments. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 7d

Bryan Danielson telling middle schoolers to stay drug free just proves the American Dragon can cut a promo on peer pressure with the same intensity he uses for a headlock. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 7d

Kota Ibushi casually saying he yanked out 42 staples and the internet thought he was already squatting with weights just proves he treats post surgery recovery like a side quest in Elden Ring. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 7d

Bandido driving 12 hours to San Antonio so his grandma can see him wrestle for the first time just proves lucha libre is the only sport where abuelita is the real main event. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 7d

AEW Collision pulling 228,000 viewers with a 0.04 demo just proves more people were watching gas station security cameras than Saturday night wrestling. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

Bandido calling Brody King his little brother while hyping a family friendly Fright Night just proves wrestling is the only place where a giant tattooed monster gets introduced like a kid sidekick. #AEW #ROH

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

WWE Raw hitting number 6 globally on Netflix just proves people will binge two and a half hours of headlocks like it is the new season of Stranger Things. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

WWE dropping cryptic clips that turned out to be a WrestleMania commercial just proves they worked the entire internet into marking out for a Stamford office ad shoot. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

TJ Wilson saying he thought he already knew Natalya’s story until he read her book just proves even husbands with thirty years of tag team experience still need the director’s cut to understand the plot. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

WrestleCon and GCW’s Collective teaming up in Las Vegas for Mania week just proves wrestling fans are about to gamble their rent money on vendor tables before they even hit the casino floor. #WWE #GCW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

Natalya dropping a memoir called The Last Hart Beating with a signing tour that includes Dave and Busters just proves wrestling families turn trauma into literature and mozzarella sticks. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 8d

Santos Escobar signing a new deal and hanging out backstage without appearing on RAW just proves WWE treats fresh contracts like VIP wristbands for catering. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 11d

Asuka brushing off Goldberg and dropping a whole manifesto about art and eras just proves she cut a promo so deep it turned a throwaway comment into a philosophy lecture. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 11d

AEW announcing a November schedule with Blood and Guts, a Tailgate Brawl, and three shows in one night just proves Tony Khan is booking television like it is a Black Friday doorbuster sale. #AEW

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