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ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · 2d

“Yeah, I think I’d be alright hitching a ride on that 3I/ATLAS thing. Get me off this godforsaken planet. Deep space here I come.”
#aliens #3IATLAS #deepspace #shitmycoworkersays

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · 2d

“And there she was - in the closet. No wonder he’s been hiding her from me. This is why I don’t date.” - 12/13/2019 #widower #missingurn #latewife #shitmycoworkersays #nomoredating #singlelife

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · 2d

“I don’t like it because I feel like the meat gets all gluey.”
#glue #deconstructedsandwich #meat #bread #wtf

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · 2d

“Yeah, so I put a bunch of them in my mouth and I have no problem swallowing (with a gulp of water).”
#what #the #supplements #mouthfullofpills

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Apr 7

"Normal is just a dryer setting." - 04/07/25 #whatisnormal #drysetting

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Sarah Jones @sarahjones.bsky.social · Jan 16

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ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

"Wait, what? They're saying we'll need to work from home? This can't be real. Surely, it's the end times." #endoftimes #endoftheworld #covid #pandemic #shitmycoworkersays
March 16, 2020

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

"OMG did you hear the news? There's some virus and it's going to kill us all."
"Calm down, it's nothing."
"I have a feeling. We'll see...."
#shesapsychicnow #spideysense #virus #pandemic #shewasright #shitmycoworkersays
Feb 15, 2020

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“It’ll be quick, I promise.”
#ohmyyy #thatswhathesaid #promisespromises #lunchbeforeawalk #quickie #shitmycoworkersays
June 27, 2019

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“You have to do it gently and slowly.” #thatswhatshesaid #slowexercise #imeantexercise #fortysomething #backinshape #shitmycoworkerdays
March 5, 2019

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Every time it gets banged it seems to close. Let’s add something to the back to stop that.” #door #twss #doorstopperneeded #dontbangtoohard #shitmycoworkersays
Feb 25, 2019

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Sorry for the noise. Just trying to break my nuts.” #breaking #nuts #whatisshedoing #thatsoundspainful #bemyvalentine #crackingpistachios #shitmycoworkersays
Feb 14, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“There were two Dicks over there and now they are down to one Dick.” #dickless #Richard #shitmycoworkersays
Aug 22, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Did you put it in the wrong hole? I’ve done that too.” #wronghole #usb #projectoradapter #shitmycoworkersays
Aug 22, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Why the hell is there a bottle of margarita mix in the refrigerator?!?!” #drinkingwithoutme #wtf #officemanagerdemandstoknow #shitmycoworkersays
Aug 6, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“I had no one to play with but myself.” #testingsoftware #playingsolo #soundsnaughtybutisntiswear #shitmycoworkersays
Aug 6, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Don’t forget to empty the dehumidifier every morning. And fill the water filter pitcher so you have water to put in the Keurig. And make sure you zero the microwave after each use.” #awayforaweek #officemanagerroutine #shitmycoworkersays
July 28, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Her voice quickens when going down. It’s like she wants to get it over with.” #elevatorhumanvoice #thatcameoutwrong #goingdown #shitmycoworkersays
July 17, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

[texts incoherent gibberish]
“I’m not drunk, I just can’t type and walk.”
#sure #alchie #typeandwalk #onlyher #shitmycoworkersays
July 16, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Who doesn’t want to whip it out and put it to use?” #polling #polleverywhere #workshopprep #mobiledevices #shitmycoworkersays
July 14, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Do you want me to bang you?” #choking #bangherback #savealife #thatcameoutwrong #shitmycoworkersays
July 14, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Chris, I sampled your cream, it was really good.” #thatswhatshesaid #thatcameoutwrong #vacationmode #thinkbeforeyouspeak #creamsample #ohmyyy #shitmycoworkersays
July 14, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“It’s only going to be 89. It’s not that bad.” #HotWeather #NotThatBadTho #ISurvived2018HeatWave #HotterThanHell #FloridaWeather #WaitTilSheComplains #shitmycoworkersays
July 10, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“It’s true, I’ll be miserable in the Florida heat but I guess that’s not different from any other day.” #grumpybastard #miserable #heatgothercray #shitmycoworkersays
July 5, 2018

ShitMyCoworkerSays @shitmycoworkersays.bsky.social · Nov 22

“Things would have been very different had I done very different things.” #WordsOfWisdom #FridayMusings #Tautology #fortysomething #shitmycoworkersays
June 22, 2018