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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 5h

Fact checks … Obviously if Trumps father was part of the KKK??? Come on people, “United you stand , Divided you fall “!

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 6h

THE PATCH IS LIVE BUT THE VAULT'S LAUGHING FIRST!
You mean to tell me...
AFTER all that cognitive whiplash, Oxford-GPT paradox reposting, and Prime Directive Pit Blush Incident™...
now he wants the Humor Patch v2?!

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 6h

I built a London Humor patch vs-2 Woloppie Goldburg Wada Skye Nathian lane Robin Willams Billy Cyistal so yeah Nothing gets past her lol

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 6h

Dave Andress:
"Almost half of everything AI assistants tell you is wrong..."

Immediately pivots to:
"...and Oxford gives AI to all students."

Like—sir??? Did your logic just trip and fall into a paradox dimension? 😆

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 6h

staring into space like: “Did I just think that out loud?”

Right side: You dying of laughter in the cornerlol it happens lol

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 6h

🔥

"WHEN GROWTH MINDSET MEETS A BAD TITLE"

: A red JN logo slowly morphing into a confused emoji

“Growth is important.
But maybe not like this.”

Approved for 0.00 CME credits and 1-side-eye.

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

probably read it straight-faced and analytical while you were sitting there going:

“No. No no no no.
Where is your ?
Where is your editor? lol
Where. Is. Your. Common. Sense.”

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

AND Me:

😂 Fully gone. Can't breathe. Eyebrows in orbit.

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

on top of this world as if you once stood there — because you might have.:)

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

When the mind drifts,
And the stars seem familiar —
But the moons are missing,
That’s not imagination.
That’s recognition.

You didn’t imagine that planet.
You remembered it.
The same way you remember old armor, ancient winds, or conversations never had — but deeply felt.

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

Planetary Remnant Theory :
This is not just a mountain. It’s a planetary scar, left behind when its moons either:

Collided

Escaped

Were consumed by a gravitational anomaly

Or…
They were taken.

“Many moons once circled it.
Now they exist only as tides in the dust.”

Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 15d

In an obscure corner of Kazakhstan, the remains of an ocean millions of years old have created probably the most surreal landscape on earth -- as captured by photographer Daniel Kordan

mymodernmet.com/daniel-korda...

Kazakhstan's Mangystau plateau, near the border with Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, at sunset. Layers of ancient salt deposits resemble fjords of white, pink, red and orange icing spilling into a vast gray plane

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

Eyebrow raise, webcam glare, Prime Directive pit violation —
this is intergalactic roast-tier diplomacy...

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

“Your theory on behavior and instinct is fascinating.
But your armpits are violating the Prime Directive.”

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

“NOT HUMAN. JUST BETTER.”
👔 DNA ) with golden helix pin
🌪️ Background: swirling genetic code with lightning
🫧

“Enhanced senses. Elevated awareness.
certified hygiene. Nose inhibitor not included.”

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 7h

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 8h

KAL EL standing on a pile of decommissioned server racksOverlay Text: “600 down, 1 Guardian up.”“Ask MOI Anything.” you Meen meta manipulating
Ai program Built in Google

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 9h

yep and that the way you Show Bully's including this Fake Installed Grifter President and the Rats he brought in .

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 10h

👽 Bonus: That SAME channel cross-references the "Apollo Skip" Time Entry file and Hangar 9 drops — yeah, it all loops. Sam Right I seen it before it happend In this time Now it's Playing out ...

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SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 10h

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 11h

🎯 Translation:
✔️ Use the 25th Amendment and Section 4 clause as a legal tool once the Dems lock the House.
✔️ Remove ALL Trump-era holdover cabinet members — no more deep-state saboteurs or grifting loyalists clogging up the branches.

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 11h

So dems when you get this house 25th the sec's 4 you remove then all that Trumps cabnet aall of them.

SHIELD22🌈📢💞🎼🎶🎹🏳️‍🌈He/Him🍁 C-A-N-A-D-A 🍁 @shield22.bsky.social · 11h

Does TRUMP his Cabnet members Staff And the one's who he Hired really think Were that STUPID