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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 10h

shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 11h

in a just world, Treinan would not win another world series ring, Alejandro Kirk would heralded as a hero, and the power of friendship would triumph over evil. but alas, our world is unjust as fuck, just read a dang newspaper

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 13h

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 15h

!!!!

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 16h

the crowd at the bar cheering for o canada feels a lot like clapping when the plane lands

shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 1d

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 1d

Panel from the Junji Ito manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" edited to look like a baseball is speaking the lines "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 2d

what kinda brain do you have where your takeaway from doing charity work for families entirely reliant on food banks is "the families are picky, they should starve instead" and not "man it sucks that there are families are entirely reliant on food banks"

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 2d

"Blue Owl Capital raised money for a massive Meta data center in Louisiana by, in essence, issuing bonds backed by Meta’s rent. And multiple data-center leases can be combined into a security and sorted into what are called “tranches” based on their risk of default."

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 2d

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 3d

i feel like one of the few saving graces of AI bullshit is that all of these companies who think they can replace their workforce with agents are just going to natural selection themselves into bankruptcy once nothing works

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 4d

Screencap from the Simpsons episode "King Size Homer" where a traffic reporter warns of escaped infectious monkeys roaming the expressway with the quote, "Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable."

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 5d

finally got some shut-eye, but man, what a game. it is an absolute feat that the jays held the "bad for baseball" dodgers lineup scoreless for over an entire game's worth of innings where a single run would've ended it. defensive masterclass.

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 5d

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 5d

whenever shohei isn't up at bat, people should be asking, "where's shohei?"

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5d

if i send you this it means get your affairs in order

“3 batters away shohei ohtani” graphic from last year

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 5d

took a chance and unsurprised youtube nuked it but my throwback dance playlist has been completed. feeling like i'm getting better with each one of these i make. by age 40 i will be the world's greatest wedding dj.

it's a long playlist of dance songs, sorry I can't type them all out again and there's a text limit on alt text

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 7d

we've had a few...

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 8d

I want to thank every analyst that said the jays wouldn't even make it past the ALDS. every additional doubter makes each victory that much sweeter. you thought this was a bird course so you didn't study. but now it's too late.

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 9d

not anything new to say amazon is a shit company, but jacking up a product's price by $20 if you have prime to offset the free shipping is such horseshit, man

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 12d

folks, your 2025 AL champions, the toronto blue jays

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13d

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 13d

the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 13d

Jays really need to pull out the stops to get the vibes high tomorrow. They need an absolute legend to throw out the first pitch to get the crowd going, and there's only one suitable choice: Munenori Kawasaki

shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 13d

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 15d

Finally figured this one out too

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