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Shaundai Person

@shaundai.com

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Sr Software Engineer @Netflix • Building TypeScript for JavaScript Devs Course (http://tsforjs.com) • linktr.ee/shaundai

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Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 5h

Me: *thinks a thought*
Amazon: *shows me an ad for it*

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 5h

Lmaooo

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 6h

Wait, you too? Been using all caps yelling at my agent all day

Since it’s the company Chat I’ve been trying to keep it professional. I sound like I’m arguing with my s/o in front of a couples therapist

“IM HAVING SOME BIG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS”
“DONT YOU GASLIGHT ME. THIS IS NOT ABSOLUTELY CORRECT”

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 6h

Damn I really read this and thought “omg what a great guy, happy Monday to YOU” before my brain was like “wait a damn min-“

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 10h

Normally I’d send him back to bed, but I don’t wanna mess this up for myself 😆 so I listened & laughed extra hard at his jokes even though I was tired

Tonight he’ll be with his dad, but this morning he was like “Mommy I’m calling you as SOON as Daddy picks me up to tell you more” ughhh my babyy💛💛

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 10h

My 7yo has (finally!) reached the tea-spilling era & I am LOVING it. The stories themselves are just normal, 2nd-grade stuff but I just loveee how excited he is to tell me about it

Last night after I put him to bed he came back down with “oh! Mommy! I forgot to tell you what happened at recess!”

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Haha you get me! Some days I just have time and energy

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

This is FASCINATING, thank you!

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

When you say “on the hook,” does that mean the bot is automatically scanning to gauge level of interest and then dialing someone in after they feel like they’ve caught a good potential victim?

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Ah. So I’ve exacerbated the issue. Let me go ahead and step down from my pedestal now 😂 it was fun while it lasted

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

That’ll teach Paula to reach out about reaching out

a girl is standing in front of a yellow school bus with the words heck yes written on it

ALT: a girl is standing in front of a yellow school bus with the words heck yes written on it

media.tenor.com

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Okay is my response to this spam text believable? Or how would you tweak it?

Gonna start keeping a couple of these as templates lol

(My response is in the green)

Text from scammer:
Excuse me. I'm Paula of Procom. Just reaching out to reach out about a current role. Would you like the details?

Reply from Shaundai:
NOREPLY: This is an automated message.
Your IP address has been recorded and forwarded to the following divisions of the FBI:
FRAUD INVESTIGATION
Please allow up to 30 days for processing. If this message was sent from outside of the United States, this claim may also be sent to the CBI.

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Preachhhh

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Never once have I been in a dire situation or emergency, and thought to myself “let me get my phone and record this for IG”

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 2d

Lololol they weren’t playing with you

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 3d

🙌🏾🙌🏾 thank you George!

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 3d

You always have a 🔥 tip! Thank you!!

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 3d

WHAT?!?

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 3d

When are we going to get better search in Finder on Mac?

Or just change the name from “Finder” to like “Good Luck With This” and be done with it

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 8d

💛💛💛

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 9d

Reallyyyy struggled not to add hearts here lol love you Kent! 💛

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 9d

I was just about to say - please tell me Kent had to stand on that box. Good. The man is a menace.

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 10d

I was feeling SO SO burnt out last week. I told a couple of ppl about it and asked a couple of others for help and like

soooo many ppl have helped??

And now I have a very reasonable amount of work to do, and ppl are helping with THAT

Anyway, I hope everyone finds a tribe supportive as mine ❤️

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 14d

lol that too. but I’m saying I think that at the end of some horror films, the way these characters escape/defeat the scary things makes no sense

How are you defeating an ancient powerful demon by crying over a photo album?

Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 14d

I loveeee horror movies but I wish more of them had well-thought-out endings

You mean to tell me that a demon’s curse which has been terrorizing a town for 23 generations is simply ✨broken✨ when 2 teens learn to appreciate their parents???

???????

Likeee so many ppl suffered for so long omg???