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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Jun 10

i cannot wait to move back home and never talk to anyone again moving here has just been the worst experience lmao

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · May 26

CUTIEEE

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · May 24

i know nobody’s fucking on here but i think i’m gonna move any yj related things over here because yjtwt is an absolute cesspool i have no desire to associate with anymore ❤️

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ceo of shauna shipman's grey sweatpants @whatarerabbits.bsky.social · Nov 30

i love a ginger girl in a sweater

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 30

she unfollowed like 300 people i know it wasn’t personal but STILL

kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 30

my parasocial thought of the day is that it makes me very upset that riley unfollowed courtney

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 29

i haven’t yet but i’m working my way through her filmography!

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 29

might move all my riley keough thirst tweets over here since they’ll be getting zero interactions on either platform

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 24

coming on here to give my useless post of the day: i really want a meatball sub but im trying to stop ordering food so much

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 21

finally got back into rewriting older chapters of my fic but now
i’m overthinking it too much and have spent like 2 hours trying to figure out how to structure one paragraph

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madi !! @clarkexravenx.bsky.social · Nov 21

who remembers

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for sapphics ⚢ @forsapphics.bsky.social · Oct 7

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 21

only he CAME BACK for some reason and i tried to hide but he found me and thought that i was someone he knew so i ended up staying and babysitting his kids. anyways it was the most exciting dream ive had in months

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 21

had a crazy fucking dream last night where i was trying to find homes for 2 dogs and taylor swift was interested so she adopted them but then i missed the dogs and wanted them back so i broke into travis kelce’s house while they were playing the steelers

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kristen @shaunasjorts.bsky.social · Nov 18

will it be annoying if i just copy every tweet i make over here. if not then I NEED HER!!!!!!!!

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Yellowjackets @yellowjackets96.bsky.social · Nov 18

Everyone's buzzing with the news. Yellowjackets Season 3 teaser trailer drops on Tuesday—just in time for the best day of the year.

Which Wiskayok #Man do you hope meets their demise this season? 🐝☠️