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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane

@shanestardewvalley.bsky.social

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That guy from that game and beer and chickens

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 23h

Can check 🔱

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 1d

🌹🎃

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 4d

Subtle

Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 4d

Should have hit them with the “nobody knows” meme that I’m Shane Stardew Valley

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 4d

It’s not even that interesting, got ya, fooled ya.
I got a free beer at a show cuz somehow two different real people confused me for someone in one of the bands. Cheers. 🍻

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 4d

Very interesting night, gonna attempt to explain while I have a beer in 1 hand…

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 5d

♥️😭

Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 6d

What was Rosie looking at?

A zoomed in portion of a picture that shows Rosie’s face. If you look at her eye you will see desire and/or rage

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 8d

Dragged my body to the PUP show. Nobody noticed me crying in the back of the pit

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 8d

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 11d

Wish I had pizza

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 11d

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Kari Fry @keefry.bsky.social · 20d

Goldie believes this is finally the year for the Mariners 🔱 @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social

A little ink drawing of a hen holding a bat, posing like she's gonna hit a baseball. The hen looks determined. It's drawn on a post it, and cartoony. There is a small Mariners S on her bat.

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21d

No bone?

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21d

a baseball player wearing a seattle 28 jersey stands on the field

ALT: a baseball player wearing a seattle 28 jersey stands on the field

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21d

It might be time for ss

Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21d

😎

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21d

Oh I have plenty

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 22d

She’s never done anything wrong in her life

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 22d

I really need to sleep

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 25d

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Stardew Valley - Blue Chicken Pillow Plush

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 25d

Ok you need the real blue chicken tho

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 25d

Goldie, hello

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 26d

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 26d

Held Goldie like a baby today

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