Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
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He/Him. Youth at Risk worker on leave for long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist In an infinite Universe so I've decided I'm the centre.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️Ally. No DMs unless agreed first.
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This is a serious request. A few people on this platform are posting the images of the women in the pornbots. There is a very high chance the images used are stolen from social media and repurposed for the automated posts. So fucking don't. The "cam girls" on the sites are very likely trafficked too
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3 emails in 3 days asking for my "feedback" means I give you a negative review and tell you why.
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It's the 15th of October and I have a Windows update. Didn't that shit finish 2 days ago? Yeah I know, I'm going Linux today or tomorrow.
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I'm blocked. What will I ever do?
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That sounds like it should be a play.

You're a bore, Mary Lou.
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You do not ever compare The Grinch to the bad guys!!
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Casual racism is always funny Ryan.
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"What will I ever do?" Says it all.
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Technically true. Less time on the delivery makes them more money at the end of the day.
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Karen, or Kevin, never tries to learn. The sarcasm tells us who they truly are.
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If you don't know, you should go out and learn. If you sarcastically ask, you REALLY need to learn Karen.
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Fucking Auspost. They apparently carried a package to my door, rang the doorbell and I wasn't home. I am home. There's a photo of my door but zero packages in the photo. Instead of doing their job the cunt ran up without trying to carry anything took a photo and ran away.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but #Borderlands4 needs more Claptrap. In every game we're his introduction, I hate in Borderlands 4 I'm not hearing that irritating bot more.
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It was the US State Department under Biden that proposed this plan originally (Even Fox mentioned it). The war criminal waited to bomb children so an idiot as POTUS so they could farm life for beach front property.
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I have sternum pain on the right side. It's nowhere near my heart, so please don't. It's a hangover from a life I don't live anymore. In my days I broke my ribs more often than Daredevil, Batman is weak. It's an aged thing. Still gonna complain.
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Piss take, not a correction.
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I still own the special edition on VCR.
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This one is a tax dodge, although they won't admit it. Know that TV joke about being ordained online to marry a couple? It's them. It will cost me $50 USD to get a copy of my PhD though.
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As we forget the book we love the movie. I've seen that too.
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I'm in Australia and can be called Dr in America (Not here though). I bought a PhD from the Universal Life Church almost 30 years ago as a joke online. So yeah, I get that.
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It's not First Nations Day in Australia, fuck it. I honour my maternal Wiradjuri grandfather stolen as a child who had to pass as white. He served in the 39th Australian Infantry Battalion during WWII. He taught me to hunt, pan for gold and loved my foster parents because my grandmother told him to.
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It’s Indigenous People’s Day. Today, I honor my great grandfather, Cre. His mother, a full Cherokee, was wed to a German immigrant with land. They had two children, then the man died. His family dispossessed Cre’s mother; they were forced out of their home in early winter. With no where to go (1/11)