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@sfx96.bsky.social

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Here to follow certain artists and throw the occasional commie shitfit (but like, in a cool and rhetorically convincing way).

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 9h

we're talking about the fat snake cryptid, right

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 14h

i'd go a little higher, around 4-5. you have a stoicness about you that can translate into "shivering because the dark knight is standing near you perfectly still and unreadable"

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squidsatlarge - comms open (wow!) @squidsatlarge.bsky.social · 1d

commission for @octonadia675.bsky.social! thank you so much!

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 2d

i am certain that this would be a horrifying or emotionally taxing route in the majority, but it'd be worth it just for the experience of chapter 1 of dumping everything on the table and attempting to scrutinize jointly our individual experiences and figure out something about what's going on

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 2d

Helen trying to pull some Karen action at a restaurant except they're feeding her so vigorously she can't get a word out to complain about the service

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 3d

*real* shit. liquid inflation hits hard, especially when it's something -- fizzy like soda

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 3d

the Fresno nightcrawler...

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4d

Mr Geller, you're clickbaiting me

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4d

she needs the abundance of calories to get started on regrowing that tail; it's a nutritionally taxing process

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4d

TRUE

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 5d

so is she full of helium, or air, or a heavier-than-air gas? or something other than those three

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 5d

The PIZZA, He-Man! EAT IT

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

as long as you post it with the adult content tag, please

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

impeccably shaped sally may... cupping her in my palm reverently

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

from an outside perspective, i have tons of respect for them making the big takeaway "PLEASE DON'T MAKE US MAKE ANY MORE DANGANRONPA GAMES"

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

i can see him rolling forward in my mind's eye

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

big burly bunnyboy? i'm tuning in respectfully

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

yeeeee... oh, gosh, i adore him

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

god those lats... gumball meatball

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

oh hold up. wait. big lower lip time. duh

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

shoutout to @synfulderg.bsky.social's adopt Cherrie, who was the big inspiration here

A punk Sylveon girl inflated with air, with a bloated tummy and rear and an oversized, stretched head, looming over a city. The tallest skyscraper is pressing into her stomach with a *creak*.

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

working currently on one of those ocs that blows up like a blimp where the head gets all huge and round, but that may not count for "weight" necessarily

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

its called opsec

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

That pant button's holding the line at all costs

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

quizzo's just the best

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