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Sergio Novoa
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Stand up comic, producer, host, world traveler, dog lover, fun seeker, LGBTQ+ https://linktr.ee/sergiothecomic
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Women make up half the population, but their rights have always been treated like a special request. In this episode we dive into the real history of women’s rights in America: from forced sterilizations and credit card restrictions to the myth of the 19th Amendment being a universal win.
From Fruit to Freedom: The Brutal History of Women’s Rights in America | My Limited View with Sergio Novoa
Women make up half the population, but their rights have always been treated like a special request. In this episode we dive into the real history of women’s rights in America: from forced sterilizati...
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Trump says DEI is racist against white people while ignoring it was created because of racist white people. That’s like electing a racist president who says he’s the least racist person you’ll ever meet.
Trump says DEI is racist against white people while ignoring it was created because of racist white people. That’s like hiring the arsonist to run the fire department and then wondering why everything’s still on fire.
Trump says DEI is racist against white people while ignoring it was created because of racist white people. That’s like saying seatbelts discriminate against drunk drivers.
Being bisexual is like going to a buffet, everyone thinks it’s about variety. In my case, it’s commitment issues. I want everything until I sit down and realize, I’m not that hungry.
Dating both men and women is like switching between iPhone and android. One’s easy to handle but full of bugs. The other’s beautiful, but harder to turn it on. And none of your straight friends believe you when you say you like them both.
Trump promised to lock up the criminals then he freed George Santos’ sentence. That’s like saying you’re fighting obesity while opening another Cheesecake Factory.
Dating women is like ordering sushi. It’s clean, beautiful, but somehow you’re still hungry afterward. Dating men is like eating leftover pizza. Greasy, messy, but it hits the spot.
On this day, we remember the Indigenous people whose lives were taken and lands stolen. Their stories deserve to be told and never forgotten. May we face history honestly and stand with their descendants today.
As I get older, I’ve lost patience for things that require effort.
Like a flea markets. My friend says it’s like treasure hunting.
Yeah, if the treasure is someone else’s broken toaster. I don’t even like going to the mall and they have air conditioning and a Cinnabon.
As I get older, I’ve lost patience for things that require effort.
My friend loves going to flea markets. He says it’s like treasure hunting. Yeah, if the treasure is someone else’s broken toaster. I don’t even like going to the mall, and they have air conditioning and a Cinnabon.
Kids today spend hours watching YouTube videos of people playing video games.
When I was a kid, we watched Cinemax after dark. Just a fuzzy scrambled screen. Which is probably why I’m still oddly turned on by Poltergeist.
Kids today spend hours watching YouTube videos of people playing video games.
When I was a kid, we did the same thing except it wasn’t video games.
I had Cookie Monster as the voice on my Waze app. Nothing made me happier than hearing “C is for Cookie” while missing every single exit. Like, yeah I’m lost, but emotionally I’m exactly where I need to be.
I grew up watching Sesame Street, and by that, I mean I still watch Sesame Street.
Women make up half the population, but their rights have always been treated like a special request. In this episode we dive into the real history of women’s rights in America: from forced sterilizations and credit card restrictions to the myth of the 19th Amendment being a universal win.
From Fruit to Freedom: The Brutal History of Women’s Rights in America | My Limited View with Sergio Novoa
Women make up half the population, but their rights have always been treated like a special request. In this episode we dive into the real history of women’s rights in America: from forced sterilizati...
mylimitedview.simplecast.com
Writing a dating profile as a bisexual is impossible. My “type” is tall, short, ripped, curvy, big boobs, big balls. I’m just going date couples. It’s like, buy one, get one free.
I got to spend the last few weeks with these individuals. I was inspired by everyone’s unique perspective and creativity. I’m excited to see what they’ll do in the future. All of a sudden, comedy seems a little brighter…
I understand straight men now. A woman smiles at me, and I’m like, “Oh yeah, she wants me.” My female friends are like, relax, she’s just asking if your food’s for here or to go.