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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Apr 1

Hey, small biz superheroes! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Numbers got you puzzled like a cat with calculus? 😹 Don't worry! Your trusty bookkeeper is here to help. Remember, even numbers have off days. Let's sort those digits and balance your books together! 📚✨

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 31

Small biz owners, spill the tea! ☕👀 How’s your experience been with a bookkeeper? Did they save you from a spreadsheet nightmare or leave you drowning in receipts? 😂 If you haven’t hired one yet, consider this your sign—it’s time to get those numbers in check! Let’s chat. 💼📊

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 30

Notaries: the ultimate ID checkers! 🔍✍️ No fake mustaches or ‘I swear I’m them’ excuses here. We verify your identity with legit methods—government IDs, personal knowledge, and sometimes even a thumbprint (CSI vibes, anyone? 🕵️‍♂️). Keeping fraud out and business legit—one signature at a time!

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 29

I'm not here to give advice—I’m here to notarize! ✍️😎 Need an official stamp of approval to keep things legit? I’ve got you. No legal advice —just making sure your docs are fraud-proof and airtight. Let’s make it official! 🔏

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 28

New to business? Here's a quick bookkeeping guide: 1️⃣ Track all expenses, even 'business' coffee ☕. 2️⃣ Keep business & personal finances separate. 3️⃣ Organize documents; a shoebox of receipts won’t cut it 😅. 4️⃣ Hire a bookkeeper—DIY isn't a skill. Get your finances in shape!

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 27

Hey, small biz owners! Why did you need a notary? Buying a yacht, sealing secret deals, or preventing Uncle Bob from 'borrowing' the business? 😂 Whatever it was, a notary had your back! Need help with paperwork and finances? Let’s chat! ✍️💼

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 26

Small biz owners, let’s talk payday! A weekly payroll schedule is legendary. 🎉 Paying yourself & your team on the same day each week means no guessing, no forgetting payroll, and fewer ‘when do we get paid?’ texts. 😅 Let’s get your finances steady! 🕺💰

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 25

What if you treated your business like your #1 client? 🧐 You’d probably send fewer ‘I’ll get to it later’ emails to yourself and actually pay yourself on time! 😂 Prioritize your finances like you do for everyone else—your future self will thank you. Need help getting things in order? Let’s talk! 💼📊

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 24

Ever had someone try to sneak by with a dubious signature? That's where a notary steps in! They're like document bouncers—checking IDs, verifying authority, and ensuring everyone understands what they're signing. It's official fraud prevention. Need one? Let's chat! 📜🔍✍️

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 23

In 2025, it’s time to think bigger than pennies. 💰😆 Smart budgeting, tax deductions, and good bookkeeping are key to keeping more money in your pocket. Ready to stop losing dollars? Let’s make your finances work for you!

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 22

Life's too short for spreadsheet stress, missing receipts, or miscategorized expenses. 😵‍💫 Focus on what you love and let me handle the numbers! Your time is better spent growing your business or enjoying life. ⏳✨

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 21

Struggling to read tiny numbers on receipts? 🤨🧐 You're not alone. If deciphering receipts feels like cracking an ancient code, let me handle the numbers while you focus on running your business (and saving your eyesight). 👀💰

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 20

Small biz owners, putting all your eggs in one basket is great… until you trip. 🍳💥 Diversify your income, back up your data, and please don’t let one client be your entire cash flow. A little balance now saves a lot of ‘oh no’ later! Need help keeping your financial nest secure? Let’s chat! 🐣💰

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 19

Need proof you're not making things up? That's where a Notary Public steps in! ✍️🔏 We verify signatures, prevent fraud, and make documents official. Think of us as the paperwork bouncers—keeping shady deals out and legit signatures in. Need notarization? I got you!

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 18

Small business owners, was hiring a bookkeeper a strategic move or a moment of admitting defeat? 🤣 Whether due to spreadsheet panic, an IRS letter, or just preferring not to drown in numbers, I’m here to help! Let’s organize your books so you can focus on what you love. 💼✨

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 17

Hey, small biz owners! 👋 Let’s chat payroll schedules—because timely paychecks matter! 😆 Choose from weekly, biweekly, semimonthly, or monthly, each with its quirks and surprises. Need help sorting it all out? Let’s make payday stress-free for you and predictable for your team. 💰

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 16

Hey, small biz owners! Tired of playing hide-and-seek with your receipts? Let’s team up—I’ll handle the numbers, you handle the hustle. Together, we’ll make your business (and bank account) grow! 📈💰

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 15

Bookkeeping: because 'winging it' isn’t a business strategy. 📊💸 Let us help you stay on top of your numbers so your bank account doesn’t surprise you (in a bad way). Keep it accurate, keep it updated, and keep your business thriving!

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 14

When you're a small business owner trying to conquer the paperwork mountain, and your bookkeeper is over here like, 'I’ve got this.' 😅📚 Let’s slay those receipts and balance those books together! 💪

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 13

Have you ever suddenly realized you need a notary and felt like you’ve just entered a scavenger hunt? 🧐 Tell us your notary stories—did you find one in time, or did you end up Googling ‘notary near me’ for hours? 😂 buff.ly/03lZnTD

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Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 12

Turns out, the secret to doing great work isn’t coffee… it’s actually loving what you do. Who knew? 😜 So find that thing that makes you excited to jump out of bed (or at least, hit snooze one less time) and go crush it! 💪✨ buff.ly/03lZnTD

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 11

Bookkeepers: the secret weapon for your business! 💼💰 We save you money and grow with you. buff.ly/03lZnTD%F0%9...

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 10

A notary public: basically the superhero of official documents—minus the cape, but armed with a mighty stamp. 🔏💪 Need something notarized? I make it officially official! buff.ly/03lZnTD

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 9

Ever hired a bookkeeper? It’s like giving your finances a personal trainer—except we work out the numbers, so you don’t have to. Tell us about it! 💪📊

Serenity Clerking @serenityclerking.bsky.social · Mar 8

Payroll: Because your team loves getting paid (and the IRS loves their cut). 💸😂 Track hours, withhold taxes, send payments—repeat every payday! 💰📊 buff.ly/03lZnTD #PayrollLife #MoneyInMoneyOut