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dj 🌊

@septumfunk.com

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they/she/he non biney c/c++ programmer straight outta washington, a crazy motherfucker named dj (my posts can be very sarcastic or cynical)

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · May 12

CHEDDAR

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 11h

okay smart shit aside who the fuck would want to sit on that angular ass toilet

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 1d

hey that's like my back

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 6d

it looks awful. i don't know how it is gameplay wise but based on the visuals ive seen its just not there

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 7d

to be clear i'm not trying to say this is the case for you, i only checked your profile after lol

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 7d

being autistic there's a lot of things i grew up thinking were literal only to find out everyone meant it sarcastically. this is one of them for sure

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 7d

it only doesn't help because everyone with a brain would already know how true of a statement it was

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 9d

the only one i own btw lol

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 13d

it is here

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14d

html is really easy, it's not really a programming language, it's just structuring the page. css is more difficult but you can get by with google

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14d

sorry 😞

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14d

weird how i have like 5x the followers here yet nobody ever gaf

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 15d

erm... retard alert!

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 19d

also another way to check if a ds pokemon game is genuine is that all of them after diamond and pearl use those black cartridges, and they're actually not black they're very dark transparent red. shine a flashlight through hgss or b&w and it'll turn pink

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 19d

that i go to every year and you can inspect things physically there. it's one of my favorite things i do every year

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 19d

those carts should be black for one, and for two no official ds carts have those notches on the side. did the listing show a black cartridge? this is why i only buy expensive games in person these days. you should go down to portland next weekend there's gonna be a retro gaming expo

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Alma Dash 🐱💜 DIGITALTOBER ERA 🎪🎡 @almadash.bsky.social · 20d

#Digitaltober day 2: Performance

No worries everyone, Caine swears she’s having fun!! 👍🔥

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #Digitaltober2025

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21d

i'm very hungry

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21d

if i sold bean soup but it's handpicked by me and actually bean coded / themed would anyone b interested

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21d

what thing? i'm from by puyallup

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21d

oh featuring. add this to the list of proof that i only use social media when im high

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21d

what does ft mean because that's exactly who i thought of when i saw the other post

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 27d

we stopped?

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · Sep 1

Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · Sep 18

i need more friends from washington

dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · Sep 18

but maybe it's not about me and it's about keeping other people happier knowing they're never gonna be happy when i'm around.