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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋

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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 🖤🤍💚💙

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · Sep 4

Get your vaccines if you can. And remember, you can just lie and say you have a risk-factor if that's what you need to do to access a life-saving vaccine!

Jamie Delaney L. 🏳️‍⚧️ @ljamied.bsky.social · Sep 4

I am and always have been pro-vaccination. Vaccines have saved literally hundreds of millions of people from childhood and adult illnesses that previously maimed and killed. Please, for those you love and that love you, get yourself and your children vaccinated.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 10h

If that means "Red Village"? Maybe? I didn't watch it. I was scrolling

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 10h

I just saw a reel on Facebook about some Jewish village in Azerbaijan... Why am I getting @hatulimyafim.bsky.social 's targeted ads???

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 11h

After 2.5 years, 3 medications and 5 miserable weeks of withdrawal, I am officially off antidepressants. It's been a miserable experience and I'm not going to be doing that again.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 11h

I keep flashing... I mean flaring the neighbors. But still no drink :(

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 13h

My tits don't fit in my bath tub...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

That's completely insane and not at all reasonable. Who can pay that? For cancelling 3 days ahead of time???? Most places charge like $20 - $40 for same day cancellation.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I see no flaw in this plan.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Thank you, I'll put the lights on

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Does anyone want to bring me a whisky sour?

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Some day I will learn not to offhandedly ask my dyslexic husband how to spell things. But today is apparently not that day.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

Yeah I'm emo.... Emotionally dysregulated...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

People have no idea how the world works and what parts of their experience they can and cannot control.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

FYI:
Celery makes a lovely houseplant.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 1d

I've decided that I'm not getting out of bed* all day.

*I did move to the couch, cause my books and laptop are there.

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Kathleen Belew @kathleenbelew.bsky.social · 2d

Here is the first aid protocol for tear gas exposure, in case anybody wants to have it handy phr.org/our-work/res...

Preparing for, Protecting Against, and Treating Tear Gas and Other Chemical Irritant Exposure: A Protestor’s Guide - PHR

Deceptively known as “less-lethal,” these weapons can in fact cause severe injuries and even death when used with excessive force. Physicians for Human Rights has worked extensively on the health impa...

phr.org

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

My mom keeps sending them to me. I have to keep explaining every time that they're fake...

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

Did you name your soup?

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

My mother just asked me, about the birthday cake I made for my dad: Did the frosting come with the cake mix?

Ma'am. I am deeply offended. Them's fighting words.

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

After dinner (it's my dad's birthday), I will lay down on my bed with the weighted blanket and noise cancelling headphones...

In the meantime, weed is my friend.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

I would like to not exist, for a little while.

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

Emotionally I'm all over the place today. I feel totally overloaded and like I'm on the brink of collapse. But also, like, I'm fine?

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

youtu.be/W7YoxrKa4f0?...

🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

It's weird that my friends and I stay the same age, but their kids keep getting older???

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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

I forgot I had some boozy ice cubes in the freezer. I had one and it has developed an odd after-taste I can only describe as "cigarette butts"
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🛖 Septimus 🌿🍋 @septimusreviews.com · 2d

If anyone wants to buy me a gift I wear a size $50 Penzeys gift card ;)