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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue
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I'm the Blackrock Castle guard, the Sentient Statue. I shall strike you down if you get in my way...
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Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...
As your guardian angel I genuinely need to know what the fuck possessed you to make this
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Nevermind I'm here just in a different body anyway this time I'll attack you as usual but this time i'll burn you too
Demo 4 tomorrow, not gonna be there though, sorry I'm busy
Happy Floor 19 day me and the other 3 guys had a great time singing buddy holly by weezer
Before you ask, No I don't pay taxes. It's the Cruel King that does it. I'm a guard, Why the fuck would I pay taxes?!?!
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