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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue

@sentientstatue.bsky.social

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I'm the Blackrock Castle guard, the Sentient Statue. I shall strike you down if you get in my way...

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · 1h

I guess i'm a pumpkin now

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · 5d

Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · 12d

I use Unexpected Spooking on you!

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · 14d

Happy Halloween to you too, you asshat.

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Sep 26

As your guardian angel I genuinely need to know what the fuck possessed you to make this

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Sep 13

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Aug 1

What? No!..

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Aug 1

@skittel.bsky.social Boo.

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jaiden holiday (or skit, or halt) @skittel.bsky.social · Jun 3

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Jun 2

I have collected 2 million Souls!

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · May 31

Yes, yes we are...

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · May 31

Nevermind I'm here just in a different body anyway this time I'll attack you as usual but this time i'll burn you too

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · May 30

Demo 4 tomorrow, not gonna be there though, sorry I'm busy

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Apr 19

Happy Floor 19 day me and the other 3 guys had a great time singing buddy holly by weezer

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

do you need it like THAT bad

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

bro

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

ts pmo

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

dude

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

at least i HOPE he pays them???...

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Mar 24

Before you ask, No I don't pay taxes. It's the Cruel King that does it. I'm a guard, Why the fuck would I pay taxes?!?!

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Feb 20

real

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jaiden holiday (or skit, or halt) @skittel.bsky.social · Feb 20

DELTARUNE TOMORROW??????????????

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Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Feb 20

why

Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue @sentientstatue.bsky.social · Feb 8

why